Miscellaneous: Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on...

By anonymous - 21/04/2009 05:42 - United States

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

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By teach - 14/11/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML

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And I oop

By ellesworth - 01/09/2017 23:15

Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML

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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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Chub rub

By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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By WTTFFFF - 09/05/2014 17:24 - United States - Tecumseh

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML

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By bleeding - 06/12/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview. Then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, and saw that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML

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By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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Ewwww, gross

By Tancred - 15/09/2011 07:36 - Canada

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 00:22

Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML

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poolshark 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:17

I've had teachers that would have found that hilarious and I've had teachers that would have had you suspended asap... For your sake, I hope this guy had a sense of humor.

wastingtimeonFML 7

Thursday 2 August 2012 14:22

The ironic thing is that you're not that slim either, as evident from your picture.

Comments

Antonio718 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 1:36

Lol, no your third chin...

ehroo 1

Wednesday 22 April 2009 1:46

#56, you're an idiot. But so, what'd the teacher say to you?

sneakjoint 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 1:46

i've done that xD nice one lol

chocolates 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 1:48

LMAO thats hilarious! FYL.

ILoveJace01 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 1:52

Lol omg I wouldn't have said, "your other chin." I would've been like, "no, right here", and pointed to where the mustard was. Hilarious though!!!

meeshupeeshu 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 1:52

Today, Me beeing obiese, a student told me I had mustard on my face, so i went to the bathroom to wash it off and when i came back i was furious, i walked in and he said, i meant your other chin... FML.

livvyylou 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 1:55

this is the first FML i've laughed out loud at in awhile(: haha i hope your teacher is a cool guy! but it would be worth it to get suspended in my opinion. #103 shut up, your sucking all the fun out of it.