Today, I told my mom I want to get liposuction. She said "Whats the point? Its not like you can get lipo on your face!". FML
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Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
Today my daughter asked me to do her a huge favor : undergo a liposuction transplantation where my fat would be sucked out then put into her butt and thighs. Apparently, I am the fattest DNA match to her, lessening the risk of her rejecting the transplant. FML
Today, I told my mom that I'm bulimic and have been for a few years, and that I needed help. She responded by saying, "Well that's clearly not working for you. Why don't you try anorexia?" She then patted me on the head, smiled, and walked away. FML
Today, my mother told me I've gained so much weight recently, she thinks I should get gastric bypass surgery. FML
Today, my step-dad tried to talk me into getting plastic surgery. His reasoning: "Let's face it, 28 and single? Look, I know your mum gave you shitty genes, but that's no excuse to avoid fixing your face, honey." FML
Today, I found out my mom has been telling my entire family I need surgery on my "Labia" instead of my "Labrum". I went from needing shoulder surgery to needing vagina surgery with one group text. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the liposuction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I told my mom that I think I’m anorexic and she told me she didn’t care. When I asked why, in disbelief she replied, "Honey, you are 5’3 and over 350 lbs, at this point you NEED to be anorexic." FML
Today, I was told how cruel and selfish I am for rubbing my weight loss in my mom’s face. I’ve literally begged my mom to walk, jog, workout with me for months. She went exactly once. She complained the whole time, then called me a bitch for finishing my run while she sat in the car. FML
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Timmytwofinger 0
get lipo then slap her with the extracted fat, problem solved
Ever_fml 0
You can get liposuction done in your face. It's called buccal fat removal; they make incisions inside of your mouth and remove fat deposits.
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Comments (38)
YeTi_MaNN 0
Get budget liposuction. It's easy; just put down the fork.
wardo 4
Glorious
jam4 0
that's soo cold
Rico4Yu 0
lmao yur moms funny
Odawg25 0
that was uncalled for...
supasxcprincess 0
all you people saying your fat but your healthy and you Judy cant help it waah waah waah. get a life, it just what you tell your lazy self to feel better about being fugly. fat people disgust me
foxyfox1994 6
Some people have conditions. Don't judge.
urmomrocks 5
You disgust me. Get over yourself.
lmfaoincanada 9
Yes well anorexic little bitches are fugly. Who really wants to be able to count every rib on a woman? We're supposed to have curves, not look like overgrown third world children. Get your head out of your ass and realize maybe its you whos the fugly one, not everyone else.
Challos 5
29: Anorexic girls aren't all bitches, that's like saying all overweight girls are desperate. They're just girls, and they are all their own person. Maybe you should take a good look at yourself - because calling women who have a terrible condition like that is just sick. Not every girl is going to be curvy and "perfect", you idiot. Grow up!
leelee76 0
For all the people that are making this fml about the person being fat, I'd say it's less about her (?) being overweight and wanting liposuction than it is about her mom making a cruel comment about her looks. That is a terrible thing to say to your kid, even if you are "joking."
zaaack_fml 0
agreed
stevenmx86 8
Get off your ass and do something.. It'll get rid of the weight real fast and it won't be an unhealthy, temporary, cop-out solution...
ExNL_WaRRioR 0
Get off your ass and exercise then.
chefkobel 0
How about you get your fat ass off the couch and hit the sidewalk ? Lose weight the right way like I did . Dont pay thousands of dollars for a surgery to remove your nasty fat