well, actually, dogs can smell real fear/pain. so most likely he could tell you were fine and thought you were just being a weirdo human like always

I wish I could smell fear and pain. Then I could look my enemies in their eyes before I blow Them up...with kindness and affection

HOW DO YOU TRAIN THEM NOT TO RUN?!?!? My dog runs and runs and runs!

Same with mine! And she always hops off the sidewalk and runs in the middle of the road.

Woooof woooof woof woof

Ask Siri who let them out.

"Who? Who? Who? Who? WHO?"

The cats

4- That's what you cry out when you're hurt?

Yes. I yell "wolfhound" when I'm injured. It used to work quite well, but I've been ignored the last few times I've been hurt. I should probably scream "sheeeeeeep!" from now on. I might get better results.

i like to yell "jiminy crickets" if they arent helping me at least theyre having fun laughing at me

My grandpa had a dog like Lassie, so he pretended like he was really hurt, and his dog just stood there looking at him funny.

Works for my cats...Well if you scream like your hurt....My cat comes up and bites you on the ankle and waits for you to stop whining.

Free Willy was a whale, not a dog.

Well, unless the dog happens to be named willy :p

my grandmother had a dog named Willy :P

But Willy died because they set him free :(

Football*

Pussies*

Oh yea cuz dogs sense it when humans hold grudges.

Waving some meat around might work better...I am immediately sorry.