Today, I told my girlfriend's father that I wanted to talk about his daughter. I then went on to tell him I was thinking about 'popping the cherry', instead of 'popping the question'. FML
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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father for permission to take his daughter's hand in marriage. He asked me "Which one?" I said "Uh, the one I'm dating... Lisa." He belched and said, "Yeah sure, throw 'er off a cliff for all I care. Piss off, boy." So much for chivalry. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents, despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour, they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming a swinger, why not, if she'd ever consider it in future, and to keep them in mind if she does. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
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elegantlywasted1 3
hopefully her dad doesn't have a big gun collection
ambrz 0
ehh doesn't have to be that big of a deal I'm sure you'll laugh about it when your married years later remenising... :)
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Comments (112)
neverminddd 0
perdix: I don't understand what you're saying because the OP is not the father.
Jrook 0
34 you're slow
dugumit 0
lol nerves. but at the end of the day that's what your gonna do if you haven't done so already.
xmariiiaa 0
hahah faill
rOBboCOp 0
YES WAY TO GO lol dads probably like yeaaaa sureeeee go ahead .....so did you do it?? ( :
mmmazingmary 0
haha ur so ******* lame. who does that?
1whoknows 0
hope he popped your lip open then kicked your butt to the curb. what a stupid thing to say to a parent. hope you have a daughter someday and she brings home a moron like you.
Rico4Yu 0
lmao awesome
Sekococo 0
after you said that, did you tell him how she will finger it for all their marriage life ;)
xdre09x 0
how do you mix the words "cherry" with "question"?
bethan1 4
hehe this one made me giggle:)