Intimacy: Today, I told my girlfriend's father that I wanted to talk about...

By stoopidpoop - 05/02/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend's father that I wanted to talk about his daughter. I then went on to tell him I was thinking about 'popping the cherry', instead of 'popping the question'. FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By Tonguetied0496 - 10/12/2012 07:21 - United States - Claremont

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML

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By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2010 06:44 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML

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By mydadsgonnakillme - 08/02/2013 07:13 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML

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By Vinny1017 - 07/10/2010 14:26 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2014 21:54 - United States - North Adams

Today, I asked my girlfriend's father for permission to take his daughter's hand in marriage. He asked me "Which one?" I said "Uh, the one I'm dating... Lisa." He belched and said, "Yeah sure, throw 'er off a cliff for all I care. Piss off, boy." So much for chivalry. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 00:10 - Australia - Ascot Vale

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents, despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour, they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming a swinger, why not, if she'd ever consider it in future, and to keep them in mind if she does. FML

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By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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By BadLuckCarson - 12/02/2013 05:55 - United States - Muscatine

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML

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Friday 5 February 2010 9:24

hopefully her dad doesn't have a big gun collection

ambrz 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:23

ehh doesn't have to be that big of a deal I'm sure you'll laugh about it when your married years later remenising... :)

Comments

gasjockey22 1

Saturday 17 April 2010 17:24

I can see how that would happen, especially if you are really nervous. At least you had the chivalry to talk to her dad first. Although, I really am in suspense of what his reaction was.

Callyn 47

Sunday 18 April 2010 21:03

I think the bigger problem is that you felt the need to ask her father instead of her. Freudian slips, while embarrassing, are excusable. Wanton disregard for the sovereignty of your girlfriend, his daughter, is not.

norwegianniko1 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 7:04

if you retards don't see why he asked her dad to pop her cherry its because in most countries you need a parents consent if he/she's underage

producersfan 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 7:05

oh god hahaha

rockefoe 6

Monday 26 April 2010 10:23

hahaha oh Freud...

maya1125 1

Tuesday 31 August 2010 4:03

What did he say? Does he even kno wat "popping the cherry" means?

sarawwh 0

Monday 28 February 2011 7:47

Freud slip.

Ugi 26

Friday 13 May 2011 11:33

He probably thought you were unusually considerate to be asking first! I wish that he had said "I'd prefer that you propose to her first" but as a dad I think it's more likely that he beat you to a pulp with the nearest blunt object.