By Anonymous - 06/09/2012 01:34 - Canada

Today, I told a girl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from my own. FML
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DaDezza244 31

What a bitch. At least you were being kind :) sorry to hear about your eyes

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A100893 30

I guess you didn't see eye to eye.

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I_Has_A_Fishy 12

Were you pitching a tent while conversing with her by any chance? Perhaps she got it confused with the "purty mouth" line. Sorry OP, you really didn't deserve that. I wish more people would pay simple, yet sincere, compliments to others more often. Good for you for trying to be kind to others.

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SeniorHaG 4

Is she still the apple of your eyes?

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BunchieRules 31

Nope, more like the pepper now.

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damnu 3

Next time, tell her that before she spots you following her in the night as she gets home...

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Alphakhiash 13

This is why I've stopped being nice to people I don't know...

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KiddNYC1O 20

Wow. Fist... Down... Uranus... Lol.

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spiritfang11237 16

Did you just do "The Creep" right before?

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trellz17 19

I guess she's not really used to compliments. Sorry about your eyes.

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Jeffo193 13

And people wonder why chivalry is dead?

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TheMathMajor 26

It's obviously because of the rapists and murderers that make some women paranoid and cary pepper spray. ;D

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ebonyirony 29

It isn't quite dead, just haemorrhaging terribly.

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GamerG0DDESS 29

chivalry: "the medieval knightly system with its religious, moral, and social code," kind of glad it ended...no more battling for a woman's honor with swords and chain armor. I'm also joking, the knightly code also has the personality aspects of bravery, valor, courage, honor, courtesy, politeness, mannerliness, and etcetera. But the majority of "chivalry" isn't as what many people know it to be.

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PiaMiaPerez 1

Well you probably said it creepily and you know it lol

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jollyton 10

That's just insane... Or she was probably judging by appearance. He complimented her. She took one look and didn't like how he Looked and it creeped her out and her reaction was "Eeeew! Ugly man!!!" Spray, Spray, Spray!!! I don't care she had no good reason to do that!

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