Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML
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Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML
Today, I held a house party. For fun, I made sure all the beer was alcohol-free, so I could see which of my friends would be weak-minded enough to end up acting drunk. Three did. I was one of them. FML
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on Facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML
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UsernameAnxiety 14
Classy. Some people are just incredible.
Welshite 39
It sucks that the joke back-fired. Drop them both.
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Comments (127)
Apprentice4Life 5
I would of loved to see his face when he finds out its non alcoholic!! >:] Dump that ass hat. If he does that when you're there and he's not even drunk, imagine what he does when you're not there or he actually is drunk. Ditch the "friend" too.
shortstuff4321 6
Not making excuses but non alcoholic beer has alcohol in it. Very low amounts but if he drank enough he could've gotten drunk.
spartangrl 6
pretty awesome joke... too bad it backfired on both of you... you don't deserve a douche like that nor a backstabbing "friend" you are better off w/o them :)
Poetaster 10
Tag.. Your it!
AmyPond17 33
@105 What are you talking about?
AmyPond17 33
@105 You're
The_Piquerist 7
Some non-alcoholic beer does have a small amount of alcohol in in (I.e. Guinness has a non alcohol beer that still has .05% alcohol) so perhaps your boyfriend is just a total lush. Or he could just be a typical asshole guy. Either one
gothmo 8
Only YDI because it could have had a placebo effect on him, thus making him truly believe he was drunk. I mean, if he's doing that drunk or not they're both terrible for you, but still.
Brilliant66star 17
They obviously deserve one another! As for you, keep your head up; stay open and available for someone authentic who's worthy of you. Regarding your 'friend', as a final favour to her, remind her, "if they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you".
Cute_Music26 5
Well the brain is still going to act the same way if it was real or not. Because you made him think his way into being drunk. You can think yourself into pretty much anything.
um_yeah_its_me 3
What a fag