Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML
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Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
Today, my cat was being surprisingly loving towards me. Normally she ignores me so I obviously found this rather odd. She kept meowing so I assumed she was hungry. As I was getting up to feed her, she stood up and pooped all over me, my bed and phone, then turned away and ran. FML
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Today, I picked up my friend's new kitten so enthusiastically I scared it and it shat all over me. I literally scared the shit out of it. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
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FBIWarning 0
Scared shitless?
Shadydeals 0
YDI Dont **** around with your cat like that.
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Comments (230)
laura171717 0
poor cat =( don't be so mean to your cat!
amberr_d00d 0
lmfaoooooo that suckss dudee xD
firebrand111 0
YDI for having a cat. Cats suck.
pleasetryagain 0
YDI. It's (sorta) okay to do that to a person because a person can understand joking around. An animal just knows that you're being hostile. What a dick. YDI.
vag_fml 0
you're a douche.
shacala 0
i didnt know you could literally scare the shit out of someone. i guess you really do learn something new everyday.
Purplex3 0
LOL; Good job. YDI
modifiedchick 0
wtf is wrong with you? you don't deserve to own a pet. glad you got what you deserved!
ale_adorisio 0
wow have you guys not realized that this "anonymous" person is just making up stories. like half the ones on this page are from him... wow you guys can fall for shit.
madasahatter 0
Sounds like something my brother would do. Your name isn't Jeff is it? Haha