Animals: Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the...

By stupidbug. - 09/04/2012 08:28 - Canada

Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML

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AugustBurnsToast 14

Monday 9 April 2012 16:14

What comes around goes around eh?

hotPinklipstick 24

Monday 9 April 2012 16:15

That's karma. Why don't you learn to piss on someone your own size.

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LaughinStock 16

Monday 9 April 2012 20:40

BUG LIFE!!!! :-P

KatjaM 15

Monday 9 April 2012 20:42

Karma's a bitch.

emmagillespie24 11

Monday 9 April 2012 20:49

How many bugs are on your toilet?

naduskalove 3

Monday 9 April 2012 20:58

Taking stupidity to a whole new level . Congratulation ;)

GogoTheGreat 12

Monday 9 April 2012 21:08

Sounds like you need to call an exterminator.

Nwthatzfunny 9

Monday 9 April 2012 21:32

ewwww... but ydi hahaha bugs are taking over

Jewnut 0

Monday 9 April 2012 21:58

why are there so many bugs in your bathroom! creepyy

DoubleCross 9

Monday 9 April 2012 22:02

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iLikethenumber7 4

Monday 9 April 2012 22:21

Got karma'd.

Renzo91011 2

Monday 9 April 2012 22:37

That's what you get for using public restrooms

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