t-dawg
United States
Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired' sign on my friend's car. I guess it worked. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
SSS
London, United Kingdom
Today, my brother put a sign on my car saying, "No baby on board, feel free to drive into me." Somebody did. FML
whoneedsdumbcars
United States
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
pedestrian
United States
Today, I let my friend borrow my car. She parked it in a towing zone, and it was towed. The best part is, it was towed by a bogus towing company. The cops assure me it's safe in a chop shop somewhere. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML
badhairday
United States
Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Classic sting
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to prank my friend. When he came to pick me up in his car, I pulled up my mask, put on my toque, got in the back seat and yelled "This is a robbery! Don't talk! Drive now!" I'd hopped in the back of the wrong car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML
ZINGER
United States
Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML
fullmoonfml
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Karma
Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML
Anonymous
Bad friend
Today, my friend threw a milkshake at a guy spinning a sign on the side of the road. The guy stormed over and dragged my friend out the car window. When I jumped out to help, I'd forgotten to put my car in park, and it rolled across the street and hit a ditch. Then the sign spinner kicked both our asses. FML
Top comments
onigiriqueen 0
What kind of friend are you?! You can't possibly say you didn't think this would happen! What an idiot! **** your friend's life!
FaperPairy 0
Well, that was smart.
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love15_fml 8
I agree with #68 And not only does the car have to be replace but the stuff in it too. That cost can add up and things can have sentimental value (though Idk why they'd be in car) and the friend may have important papers for work or school in the car too. So overall f*** your FRIEND's life and YDI for not thinking this through. Also, #73, seriously? RACISM. You sound like a NICE person. *glares*
lolwut_fail 0
I thought that sign was a given on any car? I never knew people hot-wired cars only to pay for them later - those are mighty considerate robbers.
XBrittanyRaeO 0
# 46 roflmao! this sounds like something some of my friends would do
boshans 0
#63, what are you talking about, you don't need to fool around in the engine bay or go under the hood to hot wire. all the stuff you need to do it is right under the steering wheel. learn what hot wiring is before you try to explain how to do it. and for everyone calling #57 an idiot for correcting the other guy, he is not talking about the commas the other guy added. the original post said you sir AND an idiot. which is what he's calling him an idiot for.
grazynaanka 0
#29 Lighten up would you. Anyone with common sense would realize that this would have a bad outcome. OP: You lack common sense don't you. Did it ever occur that by putting that sign on the car, that someone would actually take it seriously. Looks like they did. Have fun explaining that to your friend.
mehwhateverr 0
how is that funny? who wouldn't take a FREE car if they liked it enough? you jerk. go buy your friend a new car.
genius_man16 1
well first #73 can DIAF second: You are a complete asshat OP third: #29 before you yell at me for being a "sheep" because I apparently am insinuating that i would never do such a thing, you are oh so very wrong. I (unlike yourself probably) actually have the balls to admit that something like this /might/ happen to me. And you know what? I would call myself an asshat too. So kindly STFU.
jchansfan 0
I think it's a funny joke, but YDI, nothing much bad happened to you, you're life, it's an F Your Friend's life momment though... With all due respect, jchansfan
friiicktard 0
not funny... i hav no sympathy for u,, :)) no offense............. :)
Edmund_Dantes 0
You should be in prison for fraud and being an accessory to theft.