t-dawg
United States
Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired' sign on my friend's car. I guess it worked. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
SSS
London, United Kingdom
Today, my brother put a sign on my car saying, "No baby on board, feel free to drive into me." Somebody did. FML
whoneedsdumbcars
United States
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
pedestrian
United States
Today, I let my friend borrow my car. She parked it in a towing zone, and it was towed. The best part is, it was towed by a bogus towing company. The cops assure me it's safe in a chop shop somewhere. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML
badhairday
United States
Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Classic sting
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to prank my friend. When he came to pick me up in his car, I pulled up my mask, put on my toque, got in the back seat and yelled "This is a robbery! Don't talk! Drive now!" I'd hopped in the back of the wrong car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML
ZINGER
United States
Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML
fullmoonfml
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Karma
Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML
Anonymous
Bad friend
Today, my friend threw a milkshake at a guy spinning a sign on the side of the road. The guy stormed over and dragged my friend out the car window. When I jumped out to help, I'd forgotten to put my car in park, and it rolled across the street and hit a ditch. Then the sign spinner kicked both our asses. FML
Top comments
onigiriqueen 0
What kind of friend are you?! You can't possibly say you didn't think this would happen! What an idiot! **** your friend's life!
FaperPairy 0
Well, that was smart.
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loserkidzero 0
#35 is mostly correct, but you can unlock the steering wheel without a key. You can use a screw driver. However, unless you and your friend are completely blind or were nowhere in sight at the time, you'd be ridiculous not to have seen someone doing this. There are many steps to hotwiring a newer car, and unless your friend had a classic, you'd have to stay there a pretty long while, fumbling with getting the hood open, messing around inside the engine bay, under the steering column and breaking into the car. This seems very fake. Good try though.
mcsnelly 5
#56 and the others saying "he didn't know that would happen!" So because he didn't think anything through and did something completely idiotic it's not his fault? If he would have thought about it for a second (or if he had been SMART) he would have realized that it could be possible for someone to steal a car that had a sign on it saying it was okay to steal it!!!
Je_mapelle 0
what a great friend you are.
yesmy_love 0
dude. that is hilarious. please please marry me.
miso1337 0
lmao, yeah this is OBVIOUSLY his fault, he should have been aware that SO many ppl know how 2 hotwire a car. he should obviously known that som1 would have the balls 2 take it. the door would/should have been locked anyways so they can't get in, therefore its either the owner's fault for not locking it, or its the robbers fault for breaking into his car!! the sign said 'free if hotwire' not 'free if u can break into my car and hotwire it' =P and because i know ppl r stupid, the 1st half of this was sarcasm... http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sarcasm
sforzare 0
#57: L2grammar. On one hand yeah, it was just a prank, but on the other hand... I personally would never play a prank on someone that could have the potential to end with stolen property (or a lost job, etc.). You might not have *meant* for anything bad to happen, but in the end, did you really think everyone walking by the car would have gone "Oh, haha! Free if hot-wired! What a funny joke!" and kept on walking?
Nakedsquirrel 5
Good friends always get good revenge for bad pranks. Yeah it's an FML, but not until you find out what he's done to you for being such a fucktard.
lolbitch 0
I hope that your friend beats you up for it and make you pay for the car.
kristindabomb 12
#46- Hahaha :D
TheNilvarg 0
Gee, I can guess the skin color of the person who stole it.