Today, I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Ended up in the ER with seven stitches. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML
Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML
Today, while practicing for a competition, someone decided to spin a rifle with a bayonet. I'm currently sitting in the ER with stitches in my foot. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML
Today, I went to the orthopedist resulting from an incident last Sunday during a baseball game. After crushing a hit into right field, I slid into second base, making it thankfully, toppling over the base. The orthopedist needs a STAT MRI about a possible torn ACL and a possible torn MCL. We also lost 22-1. FML
Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
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Top comments
ChenEighty 20
I feel like every FML that starts with "I thought it'd be funny/cool" ends in the same way, and they always deserved it.
killuhand 12
seems like you can't handle big balls
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Comments (138)
GregoryStalver_fml 6
Was stupid enough to do it once : I ended up with a lump the size of a chicken egg.
starile 20
Pft, that's nothing. The lump on my head hatched out a velociraptor.
brokenman5 6
Well who told you to play with balls ...,,,
HowieDoIt 21
On a scale of one to an idiot, you're an idiot.
martinfml 8
LOGIC, man, logic. Just a note, the same goes for a vehicle's tire.
Welshite 40
There are those few unlucky people like OP who have to watch everything they do. Who knows, tearing that sheet of paper might end up with them bleeding from a severed carotid artery.
AshleaJstudent 16
I can see it now, the crowd cheering as he swings...and he's out of here! (to the ER...)
olpally 33
Way to go, dumb ass. While you're at it, go stick your fingers in an electrical outlet as well. Lol. Good lord. YDI.
perdix 31
At least you didn't strike out! The humiliation of whiffing on a basketball would be far more painful than the injury you sustained from hitting it.
perdix 31
While we're on the topic of mismatched sporting goods, don't hit a golf ball with a tennis racquet.
jjmiller1001 17
why not?
jw90 18
When good ideas go wrong..