Today, I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Ended up in the ER with seven stitches. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML
Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML
Today, while practicing for a competition, someone decided to spin a rifle with a bayonet. I'm currently sitting in the ER with stitches in my foot. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML
Today, I went to the orthopedist resulting from an incident last Sunday during a baseball game. After crushing a hit into right field, I slid into second base, making it thankfully, toppling over the base. The orthopedist needs a STAT MRI about a possible torn ACL and a possible torn MCL. We also lost 22-1. FML
Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
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ChenEighty 20
I feel like every FML that starts with "I thought it'd be funny/cool" ends in the same way, and they always deserved it.
killuhand 12
seems like you can't handle big balls
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Comments (138)
Shootermtd25 7
How the hell did u do that???
xThatOneWeirdGuy 18
How exactly did he deserve this? It's called a dumb mistake people... get over yourselves.
martin8337 36
Baseketball?
megstiel 16
How in the...
meridius4510 4
I've done that more times than I can count and haven't hurt myself (knock on wood)
obeykaitlyn 25
I always hit basketballs with my softball bat at practice. nothing like that has ever happened.
birds_fml 7
When I was a kid, I hit a basketball with a large stick. Dislocated my thumb. But I didn't want to go to the doctor, so I didn't tell, and it healed that way. Still can't bend my thumb to this day.
Raykyogrou03 12
How did you manage that?
matticus27 14
I did that once except I broke my orbital bone instead of just getting stitches. Somebody threw it to me so there was more force. I didn't just throw it in the air if that's what you did.
molliciousj 19
Way to be optimistic but remember, size DOES matter, OP. Heh.