Today, I texted a friend offering my condolences over the death of his grandfather. He hadn't been told his grandfather had died yet. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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I hate the be the bearer of bad news…
Today, I texted my sister to ask her if she was OK after finding out that one of her oldest friends had died. She didn’t know. FML
Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML
Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML
Today, I called off work saying my Great Grandmother died. A co-worker texted me later asking where and when the funeral was. I made up a lie and said some random funeral home and date. My co-workers sent flowers to the funeral home for condolences. The flowers were returned. FML
Technicality
Today, I announced to my friends that my grandmother is dying. My best friend pulled out his phone and casually announced, "Technically, everyone is dying." FML
Today, I found out my grandfather died via Facebook, because apparently both my father and my aunt think posting a status about it immediately rather than calling family is the thing to do. FML
Today, one of my friends made it to school. He has been sick recently, missing days out of the week. When I saw him, I greeted him with, "Were you dying yesterday?" Apparently he wasn't, but his grandmother really did. FML
Emoji etiquette
Today, my coworker texted me about her grandmother passing away. I meant to send a sad face but accidentally sent the party hat emoji. Now she probably thinks I was celebrating her grandma’s death. FML
Foot in mouth
Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML
Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML
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hippityhopp 2
How did you find out?
flockz 20
"erm..... i uh, i meant your grandfather clock.... uh ya it fell over and died." then run.
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Comments (86)
perdix 31
This is why psychics aren't popular.
moomoomeow2 7
I hope things get better for your friend!
causticgirl 6
Sounds like you better send a muffin basket
killak41 9
Greatest idea ever!!!
bubblebear69 0
why would you ask him i would let him be for a while, wow!!
Naitsi 19
parents of the year
chels1994 11
that's awful... but its also not your fault
falon142012 22
my friend's mom had a heart attack, and we all knew before she did. her family just didn't want to tell her yet.
clw1740 0
One of our teachers did the same to my best friend, needless to say she was surprised.
mrsayuso 0
That's sad but OP definitely not your fault. You were trying to be a supportive friend. I'm sure that when your friend heals a little bit emotionally, they will see that your heart was in the right place.
waynenight 4
honestly, how did you find out before him? he must be a really sheltered kid, probably best that you showed him that life has its tragedies the hard way.