Today, I submitted my big assignment to my teacher at 1:55pm. The deadline was 2pm. She rejected it, because her watch read a few minutes after 2pm, and she maintains that the time on her watch is the "real" time. FML
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Kiki242 19
Oh those teachers that refuse to be wrong. However why did you wait till the last minute?
AninOnin 24
Remember that next time you're late for class.
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Comments (63)
Omniprism 15
I would file a complaint.
dencti 4
You should have given her the old "Ma'am, according to Einstein, time does not exist."
xRezSynn 15
My history teacher did that too. "I'm going with the time on MY watch."
roryriddle 5
well I bet next time you won't wait so long to do it than huh?
PieterKing 5
Time is a bitch, and so is your teacher
epilepticloh 20
Should have asked what time her phone said. Or somehow take her watch and set it 30 minutes early.she won't notice cause her watch is the "real time"
Xotoolyxo 16
What a bitter bitch
bexxiiee 11
Shouldn't have waited til the last minute. Yeah, it sucks she's a bitch, but YDI for not handing it in sooner..
termin8tor786 10
That's what happen, when you wait until the last minute, you Dumbass!!
pandafunk27 4
I had a teacher like that once....I threw a text book at him.