Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML
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Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML
Today, while trying to pick up dog poo, I tripped and landed in the pile. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Today, I felt accomplished after I cleaned the whole house alone, but then I stepped backwards to admire my work and stepped into a pile of dog poop. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML
Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML
Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML
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WeAreScrewed 3
Aw shit.
that1guyyy 12
Shit happens
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Comments (75)
EnterSandman_fml 20
Hopefully you weren't barefoot. That would be really shitty.
sandmancometh 3
Sucks to be you.
mea_iloveskiing 26
Yo dawg I heard you like shit..
KiddNYC1O 22
So we dropped two piles of shit so you can step on shit while you step on shit.
mea_iloveskiing 26
That's right :))))
jellitonoctopus 19
It's good luck.
OfficeNinja 5
I bet it was English Bulldog shit too. Get even, release the Irish Setters on London!
VickLynx 6
Theres enough Irish dog ***** in London.
Petronix 5
What is your major malfunction private pile! Love that movie.
DaveMatthewsBand 4
Oh shit, better watch your step OP or else you could fall into some major doo doo
bebaboo 1
There is shit everywhere!!!
zebralover23 14
That's happened to me before too, sometimes it sucks to have dogs..
chelseaaababyyy 17
see spot run ! 'im covered in caca !' (: