Miscellaneous: Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken...

By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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Oddly specific

By Angry and Confused - 29/06/2013 09:55 - United States - Reno

Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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Born to run

By Ipickthegoodones - 26/06/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML

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By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

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By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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Suspicious activity

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Baltimore

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

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Memories

By exasperated - 17/04/2014 03:14 - United States - Houston

Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML

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By kenz - 06/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML

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Get out

By wtf - 14/03/2011 04:07

Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML

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MrVictor_fml 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:48

a lot more should be taking place instead of a fml. it's not **** YOUR life, it's holy shit we found the robber! call the cops woman.

Jake_2013 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:48

Shit happens, OP. but he was wearing a girls shirt??

Comments

hottiebrunette 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:06

oh the power of irony...

crzy4life 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:07

wow

bthomas0319 2

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:07

Oh, yeah because I bet that you're the only person with that shirt!

emmiep1011 7

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:11

the irony!

DReamBig24 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:12

wtf is your bf in on it? check into this asap

Jazz55 1

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:14

LOL

67gtojake 7

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:14

time for him to meet ur 30-6 hallow point

baller2432 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:15

he loved you so much that he sent his brother to rob you so you would come over.

boobookittyfk 3

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:18

well if you're at your bfs I assume your a girl and his brother was wearing YOUR shirt! weird! at least you got your stuff back!

Hotlanta 5

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:27

who ever said she got her stuff back??

mismonroe 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:41

Idiot.

lmaoatall 6

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:21

rip that shirt right off his back. give him ultimate titty twisters till they bleed and demand your shit back or you'll report his ass! hold back no punches op.