Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I was operating on a young girl, when she began to awaken during the surgery. We quickly put her back under, of course, but now I'm terrified that she'll remember my profuse cursing and get me in the shit with my curmudgeonly killjoy of a boss. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I woke up from my wisdom tooth surgery… while they were still sawing my jaw. I had such a bad panic response that they also cut my lip, so I have stitches inside and outside of my mouth, as well as the haunting crackle of bone being removed from my skull stuck in my head. FML
Today, I woke up from an explicit dream involving my dentist. I'm scheduled for a conscious sedation appointment with him in two hours and I'm terrified of what I might say or do while I'm under. FML
Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth worked on. I got tongue-tied and instead of asking if they could anesthetize me, I accidentally asked if they could euthanize me. FML
Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
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thehuntress309 12
Switch dentists, and never go back. That's really creepy...
CreamGravy 36
If they're worried about a lawsuit, they probably don't have insurance. What kind of dentist are you going to anyway?
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Comments (156)
Sandsh8rk 36
That's pretty scary. Try not to go to that surgeon again.
emirie 21
Your pictures goes with your comment pretty well
Sandsh8rk 36
I cannot even begin to tell you how many times that has been said to me! :P
saganation 3
Canadian healthcare.
asparagus12 21
I guess they didn't go through with the plan since you are posting this fml. Look on the bright side!
DracoSpirita 21
No! Don't look on the bright side! DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT OP!
greeneyebeauty9 28
that's a sign to switch dentists..
perdix 31
Switch dentists? The next one might actually kill you!!! Time to switch to online self-dentistry -- there's a great site sponsored by Colgate and Jack Daniels.
cakefete2 31
Oh yea, I'm a graduate of their dental school. Instead of root canals, i tie one end of a string to the tooth and tie the other end to a door....
ThedaRose 15
Normally dentists don't perform surgery. Most likely it was an oral surgeon.
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
85- You've said that like three times..I think you've made your point. Although, dentists do perform minor procedures (pulling teeth, root canals, fillings, etc.,) so your comment is irrelevant.
confusedAsFuck 34
Thanks 123, I went through an interesting journey just to find those 3 comments and thumb them down..
junkman6 22
Hey the navy dentists just keep going when you start waking up thinking they can remove that last moral before you can start "fighting back."
Epikouros 32
Were you the ship's hairdresser or chaplain? :) I'm a European civilian and I've always been conscious while having a molar or wisdom tooth pulled. It's fun to hear the tooth break loose while hardly feeling it.
Cordy07 8
Moral huh? Last time I checked, dentists, or oral surgeons didn't have anything to do with a person's morals. Molars, on the other hand, I could see them having something to do with.
guitarman1400 3
I read this as "I started to cum during dental surgery" lol.
perdix 31
#28, you may be another candidate for online self-dentistry.
aimeegoldberg 22
hahaha me too. and the part with the "get it back under" also made sense
dawnleemorgan 26
Me toooo!! Haha
Epikouros 32
Yeah, I thought: that's not funny anymore, being raped during oral surgery.
wildstarfall 6
lol FML Me too more then once
ThuggishBonez 1
so did i
Enslaved 38
"Better Call Saul!"
Schiffy 18
I'm gonna say they were saying that for the sake of sarcasm and because they knew you could at least hear them.
That_Wolf_Gurl 8
Oh god no