Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was operating on a young girl, when she began to awaken during the surgery. We quickly put her back under, of course, but now I'm terrified that she'll remember my profuse cursing and get me in the shit with my curmudgeonly killjoy of a boss. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I woke up from my wisdom tooth surgery… while they were still sawing my jaw. I had such a bad panic response that they also cut my lip, so I have stitches inside and outside of my mouth, as well as the haunting crackle of bone being removed from my skull stuck in my head. FML
Today, I woke up from an explicit dream involving my dentist. I'm scheduled for a conscious sedation appointment with him in two hours and I'm terrified of what I might say or do while I'm under. FML
Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth worked on. I got tongue-tied and instead of asking if they could anesthetize me, I accidentally asked if they could euthanize me. FML
Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
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thehuntress309 12
Switch dentists, and never go back. That's really creepy...
CreamGravy 36
If they're worried about a lawsuit, they probably don't have insurance. What kind of dentist are you going to anyway?
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Comments (156)
Imaginationn 6
sounds like the beginning of a horror film
Harrison38 5
**** that for sure.
ThedaRose 15
Another lawsuit? Maybe next time you should do a little research on the doctor you're going to. I would consider suing that one if I were you. You've obviously been traumatized.
Zomg_Okay 27
Suing them for what, exactly? Something you allegedly heard them say, most likely as a joke, while you were under the effects of drugs? Yeah, that'd definitely go in your favour.
strike2867 13
Personally, if they did a good job, I'd chalk it up as a dream or a dentist with a sense of humor. I'd have no problem going back.
ViviMage 40
Doctors carry malpractice insurance. And while he probably thought you weren't awake enough, hearing is the last thing to go for the brain.
spiritfang11237 16
if this is heaven i want my refund. This is NOT what I signed up for.
ea247 20
Oh god that's sooo creepy even for me 0.0
vuduguru 5
I was put under for my wisdom teeth being pulled out, I remember them breaking the teeth out of my mouth when I awoke from the obviously light gassing I received, then hear the Dr saying "gas him again" that's about all I remember lol
Sydneyhehe 6
Welcome to America
RadeonDerp 24
They were taking your soul.