Today, I spent thirty minutes on the phone with my best friend's mom, because her daughter was too afraid to tell me that I'm no longer a bridesmaid at her wedding because I'm too fat. FML
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Today, I proudly showed off my new body, after losing 80 pounds. My life-long best friend immediately uninvited me to her upcoming wedding, and won't explain why. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, my bestie had me kicked out of her wedding the day of. All because I altered my bridesmaid's dress without telling her. She knows I hate fabric against my legs. FML
Today, I admitted to my best friend that I was having second thoughts about getting married and was probably going to break up with him. Unfortunately, my fiance's daughter, who I absolutely adore, overheard the conversation and threw a huge screaming tantrum asking why I didn't want to be her mommy anymore. FML
Today, my best friend announced she was getting married. I've always wanted to be a bridesmaid but she then added, "You can't be in the bridal party because you don't have the same body type as the other bridesmaids. But you can still come to the bachelorette party!" FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML
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everydayGalaXy 11
It's time to find a new friend....
cdb89928 7
She isn't a true friend if she cares about something like that. You deserve better and don't ever feel bad about yourself
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Comments (41)
Real4Real 11
Weddings... Would you rather have a happy, beaming friend of any size... Or picked for their body with an indifferent look on their face?
TeacherTeacher 11
Your so called "best friend" is either shallow for preferring a type over a real friend or a coward for not being willing to stand up to someone else who is. You're more mature than she is. Move on to someone at your level.
Opsimath 5
Is this the case of 'choose a fat friend' so that guys would pick you' and after you get the guy, drop the friend... I cannot see friendship on her part.
trucker2 33
Send her some slim fast, with a note to loose your number... I'm sorry op... She's a asshat
mysteryland 17
wow. Sounds like your "friend" is a real douche. Sorry to hear that OP, you deserve better friends.
Everyone_Is_Mad_fml 5
Keep in mind, social anxiety is a thing now a days. I've always had a problem with telling people things like that before high school. Pretty much a normal child response. But if you are old enough to get married, you are old enough to stand up to your irrational fears. Am I correct? Either way, if she was just being a scared little girl, or someone with social anxiety... I believe you would need a new friend, or no friend at all. Best of luck to you!!!
hellobobismyname 24
This is not a case of social anxiety. This is obviously a case of piece of shit syndrome and cowardiceism.
Dawn1027 10
"Social anxiety is a thing now a days." You say it like you don't actually believe social anxiety is a debilitating mental disorder that has been proven and studied by thousands of mental health professionals. Also, there's a big difference between you being a shy person "before high school" and having a disorder that is incurable and can only be medicated to help alleviate the issue slightly. My sister-in-law had to drop out of college even though she had straight A's because the large classes made her cry and have panic attacks. You don't "grow out of" having a mental disorders. OP's best friend could grow out of being a shallow bitch though.
whysojealous 18
Well clearly she's too bitchy to be your friend
Publikwerks 14
Now you don't have to go to a "friends"(In quotations cause they are not your friends) wedding, or buy them a present.
lilithfury 23
**** her. She's a bad friend. You deserve better than a superficial bitch.
Sherlihy 6
Lol FYL