Today, I spent ten minutes looking for my cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was my cell phone's. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML
Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML
Today, I spent a few seconds looking for my phone before realizing I'd been holding it the entire time. I laughed, put it down, and went back to what I was doing. Ten minutes later, I started looking for it again. FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I was the last to go upstairs, so I had to turn off the lights. My tired brain decided to use my phone flashlight to check if all the lights were out. FML
Today, for 20 minutes, I watched my girlfriend use a mini flashlight to look for her keys in her purse. The flashlight was on her key chain. As were her keys. FML
Today, my lamp wouldn’t turn on. I spent a good 10 minutes looking for a replacement bulb before I thought to check if it was plugged in. It wasn’t. FML
Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML
Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
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Top comments
thatpeachyperson 12
It's a blonde moment, we've all had one.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I've been looking for mine all over...only to realize I was talking on it. :p
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Comments (87)
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
I do that with anything! Looking for my sunglasses? On my head...trying to find my headphones? In my ears... You just forget what your actually doing sometimes, we all do it :)
ballbearing 10
Yep! I was sure I'd lost my phone and was complaining to my boyfriend when he pointed out I was speaking to him on it. Dumb dumb dumb'
vorspiel 17
Haha, I want to call you an idiot but I guess we've all done stupid things like this :')
doglover100 29
We've all done things like this.
tootall2breathe 8
Ive lost all hope for humanity now.....
SSx0x25 0
lmao!
AlphonsoFMLtimes 4
You feel extra Guh... Don't you?! Haha I know youu wassss blownnnnn!
WiNDBlaZeXD 5
Doing this isn't shameful... That is until it is known you did this for ten full minutes.
FalconSam1414 19
Once I spent a few minutes in desperate search of my glasses, and then I realized just as I was getting really pissed, they were on my face. Guess I didn't notice that my vision had improved for a few minutes lol.
zuelhater 7
your a DUMBASS!