Transportation: Today, one of my junior marines called to tell me they were in...

By larrythelobster - 11/02/2017 12:00 - United States

Today, one of my junior marines called to tell me they were in an accident that totaled both cars. The car he hit was parked in a nearby parking garage. It was mine. FML

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niallo 23

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Saturday 11 February 2017 18:13

As bad as it is for you, if you are his superior officer I think that this will rapidly become a Fuck His Life.

Qandol 26

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Saturday 11 February 2017 18:14

Good luck to him, as a former Marines I know what happens next lol..

niallo 23

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Saturday 11 February 2017 18:13

As bad as it is for you, if you are his superior officer I think that this will rapidly become a Fuck His Life.

bigred121970 10

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Tuesday 14 February 2017 10:31

Wrong. Being former Navy I'm familiar with this. CO's don't go after subordinates for wrecking a car or dating their daughters like tv portrays.

Qandol 26

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Saturday 11 February 2017 18:14

Good luck to him, as a former Marines I know what happens next lol..

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 11 February 2017 20:17

BOHICA?

timinator5000 28

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Saturday 11 February 2017 19:03

How do you total a parked car??

never_three 21

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Saturday 11 February 2017 23:34

I mean, if he hit the parked car hard enough to bend the frame, either with his moving vehicle alone or by pushing it into a pillar or wall, it's totaled.

niallo 23

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Sunday 12 February 2017 8:44

You hit it really hard.

dyllan1000 10

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Sunday 12 February 2017 22:40

You smack into it really hard. Assuming it was in a parking lot he must've been speeding pretty badly

blupenguin29 14

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Monday 13 February 2017 6:22

The same way you total a car at a stoplight

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 11 February 2017 19:07

Hoo-hah! Drop and give me twenty ... thousand dollars!

jcash52426 5

Saturday 11 February 2017 19:25

While it was bad that they totaled 2 car, assuming they new your car was the other that got totaled I think they were just being responsible and telling you what happened.