Today, one of my junior marines called to tell me they were in an accident that totaled both cars. The car he hit was parked in a nearby parking garage. It was mine. FML
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niallo
| 23
As bad as it is for you, if you are his superior officer I think that this will rapidly become a Fuck His Life.
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Qandol
| 26
Good luck to him, as a former Marines I know what happens next lol..
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niallo
| 23
As bad as it is for you, if you are his superior officer I think that this will rapidly become a Fuck His Life.
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bigred121970
| 10
Wrong. Being former Navy I'm familiar with this. CO's don't go after subordinates for wrecking a car or dating their daughters like tv portrays.
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Qandol
| 26
Good luck to him, as a former Marines I know what happens next lol..
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RichardPencil
| 29
BOHICA?
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timinator5000
| 28
How do you total a parked car??
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never_three
| 21
I mean, if he hit the parked car hard enough to bend the frame, either with his moving vehicle alone or by pushing it into a pillar or wall, it's totaled.
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niallo
| 23
You hit it really hard.
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dyllan1000
| 10
You smack into it really hard. Assuming it was in a parking lot he must've been speeding pretty badly
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blupenguin29
| 14
The same way you total a car at a stoplight
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RichardPencil
| 29
Hoo-hah!
Drop and give me twenty ... thousand dollars!
Drop and give me twenty ... thousand dollars!
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jcash52426
| 5
While it was bad that they totaled 2 car, assuming they new your car was the other that got totaled I think they were just being responsible and telling you what happened.
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yutttt337
| 0
The green weenie strikes again
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yutttt337
| 0
The green weenie strikes again
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mcruff
| 12
He's gonna be doing ALL the push-ups
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seanthadon
| 3
how did 2 cars, let alone 1 car, get totalled in a parking garage? how fast was he going?
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clumsydude765
| 2
Marines are a special type of people. They regularly do things that no human should be dumb enough to do