Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, the only response I got was, "You may want to use a spellcheck." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
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Top comments
capilot 10
Seriously, you sent a poem with misspellings? That's like an insult. "Here, I wrote you a poem, but I didn't care enough to bother proof-reading."
rosemary_fml 5
it's okay! don't give up hope but your gf does seem quite ungrateful. consider being with someone who appreciates you.
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Comments (73)
goddamme 0
Ouch. I'm not sure if it was bad or if your girlfriend was just rude. ;x My friends respect my poems. :)
Oven_fml 0
bitchass, that's stupid.
ShortyXD 0
Shes a keeper
random_name2 1
Well, your first problem was you spent HOURS writing poetry. Seriously, unless you wrote a Shakespearean novel, that shit took way too long. And judging by her response, I'm guessing the only reason it took so long was because you really suck at poetry. Try candy next time, it's harder to **** up.
whiners 0
No, honey. C-U-N-T is the way it's spelled.
pinkish_poodle 0
ahh what a bitch !!!! you so DDI ! :( x
40ozToFreedom 0
ydi for writing poetry over a text, next time hand write that shit. or just don't be gay and don't write poetry at all.
peete182 0
poetry? you bender
Thisdeadhorse 0
YDI for being a fag
Samyy27 0
biggest pet peeve.