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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 07:51

Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML

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By insearch4i - 22/01/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

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By 00bsg - 21/12/2013 15:46 - United States - Salem

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 19:25 - Thailand - Bang Bua Thong

Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML

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By revalc - 16/08/2009 04:35 - Canada

Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11 but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML

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They targeted gamers!

By Merry F-ing birthmas - 20/12/2020 11:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, as he has all day for the last 3 days, my husband has been playing Cyberpunk 2077. However, it's my birthday. When I mentioned this fact, I was told to just walk the 4 miles to the store and buy a cake, "if it matters so much." I have celiac and he spent our grocery money on the game. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths

By Anonymous - 24/03/2022 14:00 - Germany

Today, it's my birthday. I spent the day doing nothing but chores, amongst which baking my own birthday cake. I was then so exhausted that I couldn't even stand my own company, so I ate the cake alone on the couch, watching TV. It didn’t taste great. FML

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That's worth $0.30 at GameStop!

By maystar - 26/05/2018 15:00

Today, it's my birthday. My mom and three other relatives each bought me a copy of Diablo 3 for my birthday. A video game that I didn't ask for, for a console I don't have. FML

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By SocialAnxietyNightmare - 09/02/2012 16:42 - United Kingdom

Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

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By nofriends - 09/02/2016 05:17 - United States - Boise

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

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expertsmilee 26

Sunday 9 November 2014 19:14

Warlords is gonna be sweet as ****!

sweetest_jenn 18

Sunday 9 November 2014 19:14

Sounds like you'll be partying all by yourself.

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xSPEECHLESS 10

Sunday 9 November 2014 19:36

WoW. That sucks

emmaaadotcom 20

Sunday 9 November 2014 19:41

Happy upcoming Birthday! That's one of the few parties that I gladly would attend.

choslayer 20

Sunday 9 November 2014 19:45

league of legends #1

guypersondude 2

Wednesday 22 June 2016 5:25

league is shit

halfpintkels_fml 5

Sunday 9 November 2014 19:45

my birthday is the same day the expansion hits too and I couldn't be more excited!

Lithiar 4

Sunday 9 November 2014 19:45

Man, I'd totally join you when the new expansion drops this week.

Pandadude420 6

Sunday 9 November 2014 19:54

what shitty friends

PurpleKicks 22

Sunday 9 November 2014 20:03

I plan on spending my birthday at the end of the month playing GTA 5 online on the Xbox one

martin8337 35

Sunday 9 November 2014 20:04

Their loss.

SuperMew 22

Sunday 9 November 2014 20:05

Sounds like you need to find some new friends.

iloveanimeshow 6

Sunday 9 November 2014 20:13

its their lost !

davincidasecond 24

Monday 10 November 2014 2:30

I hate to be a grammar Nazi, but it really irritates me when people don't know how to appropriately use 'lost' and 'loss'.

martin8337 35

Monday 10 November 2014 6:46

Or lose and loose. I see this a lot around here, where I live, not so much on FML.

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Same thing different taste

They targeted gamers!

Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths

That's worth $0.30 at GameStop!

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