Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML
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Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. The problem? My birthday is tomorrow. I spent the entire evening pretending I was surprised and happy, all while knowing they got the date wrong. FML
Today, as he has all day for the last 3 days, my husband has been playing Cyberpunk 2077. However, it's my birthday. When I mentioned this fact, I was told to just walk the 4 miles to the store and buy a cake, "if it matters so much." I have celiac and he spent our grocery money on the game. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I spent the day doing nothing but chores, amongst which baking my own birthday cake. I was then so exhausted that I couldn't even stand my own company, so I ate the cake alone on the couch, watching TV. It didn’t taste great. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom and three other relatives each bought me a copy of Diablo 3 for my birthday. A video game that I didn't ask for, for a console I don't have. FML
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML
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expertsmilee 26
Warlords is gonna be sweet as ****!
sweetest_jenn 18
Sounds like you'll be partying all by yourself.
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Comments (117)
Danyasha5 13
Lol that's not horrible at all my bf wants to do the same thing
musiclover1316 19
Have fun! Lol my boyfriend is basically going to ditch me next week for that
musiclover1316 19
Have fun with that. My boyfriend is basically going to ditch me next week for that.
qnmt 9
Next week? :) It's coming out in three days.
Kittyphysics 21
I ❤ you, op.
bitt3rgrace 21
I don't see the problem! :D
rominion 11
You shalt not be alone. Party at OPs house for launch!
zeemonster424 15
Nonsense, they aren't alone! There are plenty of people to spend time with in the game, and everyone gets to explore a new world together. Sounds like a pretty awesome birthday to me! (For the Horde)
livibraun 1
NOW YOU GOT ME ALL EXCITED. THREE DAYS, MAN. THREE DAYS. Don't judge me, I take this game seriously.
honeypot0225 11
Warlord's is worth it, bro. FOR THE HORDE!
enduriwolf 19
can't wait for warlords I'd be doing this too ;)