Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML
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Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. The problem? My birthday is tomorrow. I spent the entire evening pretending I was surprised and happy, all while knowing they got the date wrong. FML
Today, as he has all day for the last 3 days, my husband has been playing Cyberpunk 2077. However, it's my birthday. When I mentioned this fact, I was told to just walk the 4 miles to the store and buy a cake, "if it matters so much." I have celiac and he spent our grocery money on the game. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I spent the day doing nothing but chores, amongst which baking my own birthday cake. I was then so exhausted that I couldn't even stand my own company, so I ate the cake alone on the couch, watching TV. It didn’t taste great. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom and three other relatives each bought me a copy of Diablo 3 for my birthday. A video game that I didn't ask for, for a console I don't have. FML
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML
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expertsmilee 26
Warlords is gonna be sweet as ****!
sweetest_jenn 18
Sounds like you'll be partying all by yourself.
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Comments (117)
annarcheer 19
my heart just broke. I'd come.
Sonjington 20
Sounds like a good time to me
klorehore 24
I am looking so much forward to the expansion! I will just kick back and level together with my equally geeky friends, all alone in my room, and it will be awesome!
oJoy 11
Sucks :(
HarshD9619 34
That's really sad OP, I would definitely come for your birthday if I was your friend
madisonliz 5
Get some new friends man
differentadi 13
That's okay too! At least you know you'll be having fun!!
Jerakl 21
What a glorious way to party!
Arcanel 18
WoW.... you need new friends. I'm all for playing games in your spare time but that is not a birthday plan. If I lived near you we'd go clubbing and I'd get you a nice girl to chat it up with !
ninety 25
I personally don't think clubbing is anymore fulfilling than a video game, but to each his own, I guess.
asnakelovinbabe 16
I'm pretty sure a birthday plan is whatever the person WANTS it to be.
vipirius 18
Yeah... I'd rather spend my birthday playing videos games with good friends(albeit online friends) than go chat up a random girl at some crappy club.
kotaro66 10
FOR THE HORDE!!!
Xatraris 38
Lok'tar Ogar, friend.
Llama_Face89 34
Victory or death!
StiffPvtParts 43
Topkek.