Today, I spent a wonderful day with my girlfriend. I got her everything she wanted, and drained my wallet. On the walk home she noticed a license plate that had an ex-girlfriend's name on it. She saw me looking and accused me of still being in love with my ex, and stormed off. After throwing salad in my face. FML
metalatlas tells us more.
being the OP i thought i'd elaborate- my gf is bi-polar so she can't help things like that- it was an ex that i no longer care about which is all f them and i spent the day buying her stuff because she saw little things she liked and i like buying her things and making her happy. were still dating and doing just fine i just thought this one incident was fml worthy
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Luckster 0
How conceited can a person get!?
denbeste 3
Sell the magic breakup-salad on E-bay!
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Comments (178)
scotty1234 0
I would ******* hit her off the head and say " who's the ex now bitch! no jive me back every thing!"
MUFFINking347 0
Why is your ex-girlfriends name on your license plate? Creppy
kpopfanatic93 6
It's not. Don't you know how to read? It never said it was on his license plate, it was on a random one they passed.
hobosareawesome 0
You're just lucky you got that psycho out of your life. You will find someone better. =)
namehere401 0
its ok she probably wanted an excuse to go have sex with her ex
LyssaMc06 2
she seems incredibly immature.
TishaPort 0
If just the name of your ex, not even the full name, makes the woman crazy jealous then she' s a psycho. Get rid of her. Also, what is a YDI?
emily_choxly 0
You deserved it!
bkina 0
Insecure!!!!!!!
stump11knights 10
You guys are so mean! He was just being nice and after all that she was SO MEAN!!
emily_choxly 0
What a selfish conceited bitch
lisamay 1
She doesn't appreciate you. end of story.