By MetalAtlas - 02/03/2010 03:31 - United States

Today, I spent a wonderful day with my girlfriend. I got her everything she wanted, and drained my wallet. On the walk home she noticed a license plate that had an ex-girlfriend's name on it. She saw me looking and accused me of still being in love with my ex, and stormed off. After throwing salad in my face. FML
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metalatlas 0

being the OP i thought i'd elaborate- my gf is bi-polar so she can't help things like that- it was an ex that i no longer care about which is all f them and i spent the day buying her stuff because she saw little things she liked and i like buying her things and making her happy. were still dating and doing just fine i just thought this one incident was fml worthy

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denbeste 3

Sell the magic breakup-salad on E-bay!

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BLNovelist 0

Yes, god forbid someone want to spend an entire day doing nothing but pampering their significant other. The horror of it all.

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ashiiya 0

Woah jealous AND sensitive @.@ I'll admit I'm something like that, but even if you did look at it, what's the big deal about that? God, especially after all that effort you did to buy her a load of stuff =__= damn, not all guys are like that. She should appreciate what she got. Ask for all that stuff back cause it can go to someone better.

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CheshireHalli 19

It wasn't his plate. It was someone else's.

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headdah 0

she is a shallow fool that should not have that money wasted on her! so you can give me those Tiffany diamonds instead ;]

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hellzrydaz 0

DONT SPEND $$$ ON BITCHES STAY EMOTIONALLY DETACHED AND THEN **** THEM AND RUN!!!! DUH!

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pattheaninal 9

YDI for allowing her to take advantage of you. You've been, pussy whipped...

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