Today, I spent a wonderful day with my girlfriend. I got her everything she wanted, and drained my wallet. On the walk home she noticed a license plate that had an ex-girlfriend's name on it. She saw me looking and accused me of still being in love with my ex, and stormed off. After throwing salad in my face. FML
metalatlas tells us more.
being the OP i thought i'd elaborate- my gf is bi-polar so she can't help things like that- it was an ex that i no longer care about which is all f them and i spent the day buying her stuff because she saw little things she liked and i like buying her things and making her happy. were still dating and doing just fine i just thought this one incident was fml worthy
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Luckster 0
How conceited can a person get!?
denbeste 3
Sell the magic breakup-salad on E-bay!
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Comments (178)
theRebel_of_life 0
WTF
BLNovelist 0
Yes, god forbid someone want to spend an entire day doing nothing but pampering their significant other. The horror of it all.
ashiiya 0
Woah jealous AND sensitive @.@ I'll admit I'm something like that, but even if you did look at it, what's the big deal about that? God, especially after all that effort you did to buy her a load of stuff =__= damn, not all guys are like that. She should appreciate what she got. Ask for all that stuff back cause it can go to someone better.
PurelyHabit 0
Btw it's "worse" not "worst".
beachgirl332 0
well ydi for still having that...,
CheshireHalli 19
It wasn't his plate. It was someone else's.
zax_fml 0
financial domination at its best.
headdah 0
she is a shallow fool that should not have that money wasted on her! so you can give me those Tiffany diamonds instead ;]
hellzrydaz 0
DONT SPEND $$$ ON BITCHES STAY EMOTIONALLY DETACHED AND THEN **** THEM AND RUN!!!! DUH!
pattheaninal 9
YDI for allowing her to take advantage of you. You've been, pussy whipped...
srgspartan117 8
Agreed!