Today, I spent a wonderful day with my girlfriend. I got her everything she wanted, and drained my wallet. On the walk home she noticed a license plate that had an ex-girlfriend's name on it. She saw me looking and accused me of still being in love with my ex, and stormed off. After throwing salad in my face. FML
metalatlas tells us more.
being the OP i thought i'd elaborate- my gf is bi-polar so she can't help things like that- it was an ex that i no longer care about which is all f them and i spent the day buying her stuff because she saw little things she liked and i like buying her things and making her happy. were still dating and doing just fine i just thought this one incident was fml worthy
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Luckster 0
How conceited can a person get!?
denbeste 3
Sell the magic breakup-salad on E-bay!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (178)
simonepedretti 7
Go return everything ad dump that bitch.
_sydneyanne 3
That's funny!?
alexsandria83 18
She sounds like a psycho bitch
lovereneeee 11
I feel really bad for guys that fall for girls like that. Females even confuse ME 90% of the time.
Nena_100 15
Let her go OP, she's obviously not worth it
trumpy 9
what an insecure loser
futuremisty 12
I don't know if there's more to the story or not but she's the one freaking out about the ex. Lol get rid of her
scarlett3diaz 24
some people will use anything as an excuse to fight