By MetalAtlas - 02/03/2010 03:31 - United States

Today, I spent a wonderful day with my girlfriend. I got her everything she wanted, and drained my wallet. On the walk home she noticed a license plate that had an ex-girlfriend's name on it. She saw me looking and accused me of still being in love with my ex, and stormed off. After throwing salad in my face. FML
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metalatlas 0

being the OP i thought i'd elaborate- my gf is bi-polar so she can't help things like that- it was an ex that i no longer care about which is all f them and i spent the day buying her stuff because she saw little things she liked and i like buying her things and making her happy. were still dating and doing just fine i just thought this one incident was fml worthy

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denbeste 3

Sell the magic breakup-salad on E-bay!

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hey snickerdoodles, about that comment about you being sick of people asking you what words mean...I FEEL YOUR PAIN! I have the same problem, can't talk to anyone because of their limited vocabulary. I am an outcast in mine own school, exiled from the society of people who don't know the meaning of the word 'analogy'.

Girls are idiots. I'm a chick so...i can say that :)

MetroidSlayer01 8

I too have a greater vocabulary than most of my friends (my spelling sucks though). and when a friend asks me the meaning of a word, I effing tell them. why be an ass about it?

Gank25 0

At least it was not a sizzling steak that she threw at u . Kkk

She's a drama queen, she'll always be looking for excuses to throw salad in your face and storm off. If you're co-dependent, stay with her. If you're not, you gotta dump her.

chanahMary 0

umm.. she sounds a little on the insane side haha

dawning 0

Maybe her overreaction is mostly a function of the rag. You should tell her to harden the **** up or keep her head buried in the sand. People have ex's and some ex's leave a mark, we all have our damage, either talk through it or stop being a whiny bitch.

UWBeautyQueen12 0

Why would you put your girlfriend's name on your license plate? Seems stupid to me.