Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled, because that's exactly the way I feel about my crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Today, I found out that my husband’s friend has been secretly obsessed with me for months, and was even writing poems about me and reciting them to people. I’m scared to find out anything else. It's so creepy. FML
Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
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Top comments
Leeono 26
Well it’s obvious you are going a bit over the top so stop that and just tell her how you feel. Looking back to my youth I regret the things I didn’t do more than the ones I shouldn’t. At least you can escape the limbo of not knowing how she feels. You either get a girlfriend or you know to move on. Both are better than what you are now. Just don’t admit to the flowers!
Lalala579121 28
What is even the point of a secret admirer anyways? Nobody in their right mind is going to be attracted to someone if they don't know who it is.
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Comments (41)
MitiMiki 16
If you are attracted to somebody and want to ask them out... do so! Sending an anonymous bouquet of flowers is a sweet gesture, but the idea is to eventually ask "did you get the flowers I sent you". Sending anonymous gifts over and over reeks of desperation and inexperience. If you aren't mature enough to tell somebody that are attracted to them and would like to go on a date, you probably aren't mature enough to be dating in the first place. Communication is the key to any successful relationship.
Razell 13
'Fess up. Say "Yeah, that was me. Sorry it bothered you. I'll stop." Then stop hanging out with her. If you're the guy to whom she complains (for example, about her boyfriends) then she's not that into you.
lifeis4me 20
Well now you know that you’re creeping her out. Either stop with the anonymous gifts, or just tell her it was you and ask her out.
ARISKomuniszt 24
She'll be relieved it's you when you tell her, I'd imagine.
Justin Allan Bannister 9
send her dick pics, just to curb off the edges
real life problems 26
Why would you send them so often without revealing it's you. You virgin creep
bobsanction 18
That's a bit... excessive.
moonmoon 5
Here’s your hint, stalker.