Today, I signed up for an online dating site. After completing their personality quiz, I set the distance to a 60 mile radius of where I live. Then to the country. Then to the whole world. I got no matches for any of the settings. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Today, after a nice Thanksgiving with my parents, and the usual question about when I'll bring a woman with me to meet them, I absentmindedly launched the usual dating app. I swiped completely dry with no matches, reminding myself that my entire city doesn't have one person interested in dating me. FML
Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I'd first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I'd decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Today, I'm so single, I signed up for a free consultation on an LGBT arranged marriage site. FML
Today, I decided to try an online therapy site, seeing as I have been feeling very lonely and don’t have any friends to talk to about my issues. After filling out all the initial forms, the site told me there was no one available to speak to me. FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
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sLap_fml 0
it just means that your perfect match hasn't signed up for that website, and that you will meet them another way : )
vonswede 0
The same thing happened with my mom. Eharmony told her she was too selfish to find a match.
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Comments (157)
IBeLikeBitchPlz 0
MAYBE.....dating sites arent for you...sowwy sir
rain_or_shine 8
It could be a scam or just not a good website. Don't let that bring you down.
nuggetman213 0
Well you must be unique
Liamj774 36
I don't know what to say
ipshwitz 2
Yeh... OP, I'd say stick to confirmed sites and stay away from ones that only have 1 other member.
alissa412 33
Ted Mosby?
Boometh 15
Try setting it to the solar system. I'm sure you'll find someone! (:
danny_doom27 6
yes and they'll be...*puts on then takes off sunglasses*...out of this world....YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
SlimFILS 4
That's pretty ******-up; Even Sheldon of BigBangTheory found someone!!!
The_9th_Doctor 18
I feel and know your pain
powhovian221b 13
There is a possibility that those that would be compatible just aren't on that site. I'm sure you'll find someone.