Geek: Today, I signed in my msn messenger. Everyone in my friends list...

By everyonehatesme - 02/05/2010 08:37 - Malaysia

Today, I signed in my msn messenger. Everyone in my friends list apparently changed their status to 'busy' or 'away' when they saw me online, including my crush. FML

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Sunday 2 May 2010 16:05

You're probably annoying as hell?

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Sunday 2 May 2010 16:23

Well, I doubt they did it because you signed in. I block all the annoying people, I'd never bother to change my status whenever someone I don't like signed in.