Animals: Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work... - FML

By dogproblems - 27/01/2015 15:09 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML

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fortune789 17

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:22

Shave your dog. That'll teach him.

PenguinBitch 43

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:33

Give your dog a treat and it'll accept its "new" owner.

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Psiioniic 4

Wednesday 28 January 2015 22:15

Maybe the dog just really liked mutton chops.

soulreaper12296 28

Thursday 29 January 2015 1:27

That's just funny lol

HighasaCloud 46

Thursday 29 January 2015 6:05

Is your dog perhaps a female? Then you got 99 problems and a bitch is one. Yeah yeah, I know. I'm letting myself out.

iwi00 8

Thursday 29 January 2015 21:03

Buy a beard beanie! :)

elek2008 9

Friday 30 January 2015 3:44

get a fake beard and show him you taking it off and he'll sort of understand

heavennevaehlove 3

Wednesday 4 February 2015 0:18

Your dog knows what you smell like ... Having no beard is not going to make him forget what you smell like and think your an intruder????

MrsHumanFrog 19

Wednesday 20 April 2016 9:03

I'm kinda thinking this one is made up. Unless your dog has a serious medical condition that his nose and ears don't work, dogs go more by those senses than sight.

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