Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
Today, I was deleting old contacts on WhatsApp of people I no longer talk to. Later, when I was very tired and was about to go to bed, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying love you and goodnight. It turns out it was actually my ex. Awkward! FML
Today, I texted my exes, not because I missed them, but because I wanted to know how their pets were doing. This holds true for at least four relationships. FML
Today, I typed a vulnerable “I miss you” text to my ex at 1 a.m., stared at it, and meant to delete it. Instead I hit send… to our old family group chat, which still had his mother and my aunt in it. My phone blew up with dumb sympathy, a single eggplant emoji from my cousin, and a lecture from his mom. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, I clicked on a shortcut that I'd made years ago, not remembering what it was. It sent a message to my ex, who I’m in no contact with, which said, “I love you.” FML
Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
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Top comments
FreshSalad 1
I'm sorry but that's pretty pathetic.
dookiedoo 0
Psycho
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Comments (249)
my2centsworth 15
If it's over, why is his number still in your phone? That's a dead give away.
2ndSucks 15
I still have my ex's numbers. It doesn't mean you're not over them, it can mean your still just friends.
screamo_neve 12
Or that you want to text them how OP did, and make it look like you have a life.
zirnaH 0
I'm pretty sure I still have ALL my exes' numbers still in my phone, and I'm 100% over them.
icxiibunnie 14
This is just plain sad. Honestly, instead of wasting your time trying to impress someone who doesn't even care about you, why don't you actually get a real boyfriend that you could send that text to. It's stupid to make someone jealous or lie to them about something like this.
AndreKanaan 6
Why do u even still have your ex's number still in your phone... Delete the past and move on
darkmis1 18
Why do you still have your ex's number?
auddylynne 0
Bahaha! That's freaking hilarious right there
brock329 3
Damn!! :)
Altie 13
Haha you need to get laid man..
dailydreamer 0
Wouldn't you be better off actually getting off your ass and having a life instead of pretending you have?
katiebugg1217 0
Hell I've done that before! Yeah, it is pathetic but in time you'll actually get a life and move on. (:
draven3954 0
I swear on baby Jesus I have those 2 messages In my inbox and this is now my most favorite fml ever. Haha. Epic
love_player 0
Id probably do the same lol????