Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
Today, I was deleting old contacts on WhatsApp of people I no longer talk to. Later, when I was very tired and was about to go to bed, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying love you and goodnight. It turns out it was actually my ex. Awkward! FML
Today, I texted my exes, not because I missed them, but because I wanted to know how their pets were doing. This holds true for at least four relationships. FML
Today, I typed a vulnerable “I miss you” text to my ex at 1 a.m., stared at it, and meant to delete it. Instead I hit send… to our old family group chat, which still had his mother and my aunt in it. My phone blew up with dumb sympathy, a single eggplant emoji from my cousin, and a lecture from his mom. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, I clicked on a shortcut that I'd made years ago, not remembering what it was. It sent a message to my ex, who I’m in no contact with, which said, “I love you.” FML
Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
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Top comments
FreshSalad 1
I'm sorry but that's pretty pathetic.
dookiedoo 0
Psycho
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Comments (249)
shaay_kimmie 0
I do that:)
MrIncredibleSME 3
News flash- he probably saw right through it all. Stop pretending to have a life and go live.
Ms_Krazie 4
That's so sad :(
tpyle 1
GROW UP!
imabeastmofukka 5
Typical woman. :)
5t3ff1k4h 47
**** you. It's people like OP who give us a bad name.
Akazuki 26
Obviously you never had a woman, eh 93?
mattorama 15
He's probably in the same boat you are, anyway.
Antonio0724 0
I have an idea! Get a life!
Slimma 20
Question... what is the overall goal to try to accomplish by doing that? I mean it just makes no sense why waste the time doing that. Its more of an annoyance to the person you're sending it to to try to "impress" them. They are an ex and you're trying to impress them and make them think you have a life? You can show them you do and if you can't... don't even worry bout it. Live your life and don't care what others think. But until you can escape the grasp of trying to impress everybody... you'll always be stuck in a rut doing this sorta stuff.
vivaladino 7
If I were the ex, I would see right through it.. What did you think was possibly going to happen when he saw those texts? Instead of him thinking you had a life, it probably had an opposite effect and now he thinks you are a pathetic loser... I wouldn't blame him for thinking so
rtjacobson 0
It hard to get over someone. I understand that. Trust me though... That tactic will not bring back the relationship or fix the pain.