Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
Today, I was deleting old contacts on WhatsApp of people I no longer talk to. Later, when I was very tired and was about to go to bed, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying love you and goodnight. It turns out it was actually my ex. Awkward! FML
Today, I texted my exes, not because I missed them, but because I wanted to know how their pets were doing. This holds true for at least four relationships. FML
Today, I typed a vulnerable “I miss you” text to my ex at 1 a.m., stared at it, and meant to delete it. Instead I hit send… to our old family group chat, which still had his mother and my aunt in it. My phone blew up with dumb sympathy, a single eggplant emoji from my cousin, and a lecture from his mom. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, I clicked on a shortcut that I'd made years ago, not remembering what it was. It sent a message to my ex, who I’m in no contact with, which said, “I love you.” FML
Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
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FreshSalad 1
I'm sorry but that's pretty pathetic.
dookiedoo 0
Psycho
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Comments (249)
CocoaRox 0
Nicely played, but agreed, don't look for a life in ur ex, isn't she/he the one who ruined ur life? No offense
uj_fml 4
just by your one text "I love and miss you babe;).", i can tell you're extremely annoying op.
tj4234 36
#145: I logged in just to like your comment :D.
thethatoneguy_21 4
And you know that his thought at getting your texts were, "why the hell does she still have my number?"
manLifebites 0
You know that anyone with half a thought in their head would know you did that on purpose, right? Obvious text is obvious.
ablounge23 0
Yeah, well you know what the funny thing is? Most people have honestly either thought of doing that, or did it.
CommanderBalls 10
Go outside my friend, and not to his house
Freeze_fml 17
No one believes that bullshit. All you've done is explained to your ex you're alone and pathetic.
iluvcrazipepl 9
Hahahahahahahaha. Funnn I like this 1. It shows how stupid people's exs can be cuz most actually fall for that. I no mine did.
LesCDeal 6
To add on to what 90% of everyone else has said, just because you aren't currently in a relationship doesn't mean you don't have a life. Don't let your status define you.
Spastastic 6
That's what I came here to say, and I can't believe it took 154 comments for someone to say it. Being single =/= no life.
cnc4 0
Lol that's funny