Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
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Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML
Today, my daughter said she wanted to be vegetarian like me. Beaming with pride, I made her plant-based burgers for dinner. She took one bite, screamed, "EW!" and started crying and begging for beef burgers. FML
Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML
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curious_missy 1
or at least you thought you were a vegetarian...I mean you gotta admit your mom's food has been pretty great throughout these 8 years! lol
N_aero 0
I'm no vegetarian, probably never will be, but I do respect everybody who is one. If they do not eat meat, that's their choice. More meat for me. They'll have to accept that I do eat meat. Maybe even right next to them. It sucks your mom is being so cruel to you. The least she could do is tell you so you can choose to eat it or make your own dinner.
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Comments (153)
xNephilim 19
And you, JackoTheBeast, are even more of an idiot.
xNephilim 19
Yeah and gingers don't have a soul, right? Idiot.
xNephilim 19
Woah. Your cousin has a damn strong will! But, you know, being vegetarian as a kid is actually unhealthy. No, I'm not giving you the whole eat-meat speech, it's just a fact. Anyway, your cousin seems to be fine, so I don't see why she shouldn't be a vegetarian. Your dad and aunt should really stop trying to get her to eat meat. It's her decision, not theirs. I can't stand people like that. They annoy the hell outta me.
xNephilim 19
That's stupid. Most of the meals don't have meat IN the sauce anyway, so it's kind of easy to be a vegetarian in a non-vegetarian family. When the mom makes steak with mashed potatoes and some vegetables, you just don't eat the meat. It's that easy. And about the spaghetti sauce... I'm not a vegetarian, but I hate onions. And my friend's mom knew that. So whenver she made a sauce, she put it through a sieve to get the onions out. You can easily do the same with meat. Also, it's not that hard to put a small pot on the stove and cook some meatless spaghetti sauce there. It's no big deal.
xNephilim 19
I'd be so mad at my mom. It's completely rude and asshole-ish to force someone to do or eat something.
GMS1 7
is anyone else tired of reading the " same thing happened to me, or my mom wouldn't do that" who gives a ****! were talking about the op here. vegs y'all eat WTF yall want. I'll eat what I want.
GMS1 7
also the stupid vegs who keep saying "I've been veg for this many years I can tell " shut the fck up no one cares. good for u. u know what meat looks and smells like.... Jesus Christ ate meat...I'm just saying
amayaa_fml 7
Ahahahha or so you thought
shocka_fml 4
that's what you think!
gamerhead 3
true, and apparently you weren't a vegetarian. :)