Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
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Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML
Today, my daughter said she wanted to be vegetarian like me. Beaming with pride, I made her plant-based burgers for dinner. She took one bite, screamed, "EW!" and started crying and begging for beef burgers. FML
Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML
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curious_missy 1
or at least you thought you were a vegetarian...I mean you gotta admit your mom's food has been pretty great throughout these 8 years! lol
N_aero 0
I'm no vegetarian, probably never will be, but I do respect everybody who is one. If they do not eat meat, that's their choice. More meat for me. They'll have to accept that I do eat meat. Maybe even right next to them. It sucks your mom is being so cruel to you. The least she could do is tell you so you can choose to eat it or make your own dinner.
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Comments (153)
newburton13 26
Apparently, no you're not.
annigotammo 1
Lol no you haven't actually :P
Dallasluver19 14
Not anymore....
winfieldALJD 6
Read my reply I put to the dude that tried talking on comment #10
KHIAB 1
Honestly I respect the vegetarians that do it for nutritional reasons. I do not respect the 'OMG SO MEAN TO ANIMALS' vegetarians. They rarely actually know what they are talking about. There are options other than buying factory farmed meats, and frankly the animal is already dead. Also, I have now seen the farmer side and I don't think most farm owners mistreat their animals the way media would have you believe. We have two calves that we are raising for beef and they will be perfectly happy up til the day they are slaughtered. Same goes for our chickens and pigs.
winfieldALJD 6
"They are perfectly happy up to the day they are slaughtered." Yes, I'd imagine getting slaughtered would bring an end to happiness very quickly. For health reasons, though, all of the points are 100% correct. Not only the benefits like reduced risk of heart attack and food poisoning, but the science and nature proves that we are best suited for herbivorous diets. Really, there's no need to raise and slaughter other living beings. It's actually better to go without that.
Dilwann 27
Meat is actually important to our diet. If you don't eat meat, you have to try and replace it by things I consider a lot less yummy. Sure, eating too much meat can increase the risk of heart attack and all, but it's like that with everything... too much is never okay.
sulitak 27
So true. My MIL is a farmer. I hate the people who are all gung-ho that all meat is horribly treated until its ruthlessly slaughtered. I've watched a cow of hers killed (did NOT stick around for the butchering) and it was over very quick.
Jokerswyld 5
Im sick of hearing this debate on omnivore, vegetarian, carnivore etc there is nothin I enjoy more than a juicy steak but thats me I dont try to push my lifestyle on anyone and I expect the same dont push ur lifestyle on me quit cryin we are killing animals u r killing plants just cuz they cant tell us they r in pain doesnt mean they are not alive so in that aspect we shouldnt eat anything because its killing animals, plants etc get over yourself eat what u enjoy I will do the same
coolkitty154 11
I honestly can't tell if you're being serious or trolling, 236. Plants don't feel pain; they don't have nerves, they don't have a nervous system, and they especially don't have a brain to process the signals transmitted by the nerves. Animals do feel pain, however, and there are rather cruel slaughtering procedures to produce the meat we eat. That being said, I'm not a vegetarian. Please, learn some basic anatomy before you post.
iwadasn 33
You really expected your entire family to go vegetarian just because you did? If you want to be a vegetarian, make your own food.
yourlifesucksHA 14
No you haven't -_-
Juultje 8
More like two days.
chocolatechiplvr 10
Well