Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML
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Today, my mother decided to inform me that she doesn't believe canned food can have an expiry date and that the food is still okay to eat years after the 'supposed' expiry date. She's probably been cooking my dinner with expired food for over 17 years. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my 12-year-old daughter because my ex-wife thought she could cure our daughter's lactose intolerance by sneaking milk into her soy breakfast. The milk had expired. FML
Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML
Today, I was pouring milk into my coffee and, as it plooped into my mug, I noticed the expiration date on the jug passed two weeks ago. Nobody here drinks milk very often and I ran out of creamer, so I've been unknowingly drinking my coffee with curdled milk for the past three days. FML
Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML
Today, I learned that instead of discarding expired products at my work, we change the label to make them 'expire' later. FML
Today, I cleaned out the fridge for my mother. I didn't throw out a single thing that was less than a month past its expiration. Instead of thanks, she complained about everything that I threw away being still good, including a tub of butter that had been expired for two years. FML
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
Today, my roommate thought that "sour milk" would taste like sour candy. She left a jug of milk out for two days, then took a huge gulp, vomited everywhere, and dropped the jug. Now the kitchen stinks of rotten dairy. FML
Today, while my mom was out, my family agreed upon the assumption that she has a "shopping problem." I argued against it for quite a while, until she pulled up minutes later with a what seemed like a life-time supply of canned condensed milk. FML
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Top comments
Poopolicious 5
Change her birth date... She"ll age slower =}
boating_guy 33
Really? Wanting someone's mom dead is pretty harsh...
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Comments (181)
SoultheWolf 19
The expiry date on items is for the day they need to be sold. Dairy items can last anywhere from one to two weeks after the expiry date. That is why you should use your nose to tell if something is edible or rotten.
crazycrystal 4
She be crazy don't eat no food from that kitchen
NoahEibon 11
Let her drink it, she will find out eventually...
shrdlu 28
Ever try to pour milk out of a carton and just have some whitish lumps fall out? I saw that happen once.
auzz1_pride 9
Woot, ops mum is a prime example of an Aussie mother.
NYCZO 0
Your moms a genius!!! You had no clue up until now you were drinking expired milk. Smart lady dumb kids .........
KrazyLove56 4
Is your mom a blonde by any chance
silbot 11
Just hope you didn't inherit her stupidity
kelly_wuxi12 3
your mom is just not in the right place right now. just guide her in the right direction and tell her that it wont help at all to change the expiring date. She's not crazy and there must be some reason for this sudden action.
LilBlondeAlex 0
Delicious.. Just think, how many other times has she done that?