Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
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Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML
Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and it happened to be my old elementary school. I saw my old teacher and went up to say hi, and after a few minutes she goes "Aren't you the girl who's dad always came in drunk on parent's day?" Nice to know that's how I'm remembered. FML
Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML
Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML
Today, I saw my middle school best friend and former girlfriend for the first time in two years. They were making out in our new high school’s library. Two years ago, he said she was a skank, and she said he was a creep, before never speaking to me again. FML
Today, I, a person who has graduated high school, encountered one of my high school teachers in public. The one known for her rampant ableism against me and tendency to get heated when people don't respond immediately to her when she talks. I've had horrible social anxiety for several years. Do the math. FML
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WeiXinLun 16
Is she wrong?
hopelessefforts 9
That's when you say, "I didn't think it was possible but you definitely got older" and catwalk away.
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Comments (59)
perdix 29
At least she didn't ask you if you had "gone pro." Usually, ***** keep their amateur status during their high school years, and cash in when they graduate (or drop out.)
WildWonder808 14
Smh she's far from professional.
ShawnBushOG 9
What a bitch
10showgirl 16
You should have said "Your husband likes how I dress.".... Assuming that she's married.
thatgirlincali 13
Who exactly defined what ***** wear? I find most actual ***** don't really show skin
itsprobablyfine 7
Maybe you should reevaluate the way you dress....
mmm666 16
If you like the way you dress, then **** her.
SilencioIsTheKey 12
" Don't worry, I may dress a little immodest but that's only appearances. I'd never cheat on the boyfriend's I had in high school like I did in your class. " or " You're very rude. I love how judgmental you are on another person's body. I thought I had the right to do what I please? It seems as though you're getting sour in your old age. "
AngrySailor 17
Meh... If the shoe fits. I hardly see how a former teachers opinion of you fuss your life though -_-
AngrySailor 17
Duck you auto cucumber.