Today, I saw my boyfriend for the first time in a while. When he came over we realized that we had not only gotten the same haircut, but we were also wearing the same sweater. We are a matching old couple at 17. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was only as my boyfriend met my dad for the first time that I realised how alike they are. Same opinions, same dress sense, same moustache and beard, same height and body shape, similar jobs and cars, and they support the same rugby team. They got on like a house on fire as soon as they met. FML
Today, I bought a rather unique shirt for my boyfriend, planning to give it to him for Christmas. He showed up wearing the same shirt. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, after I searched for three months and found the coolest jacket and was stoked, my fiancé and our guy friend both ordered the same jacket so we can all match. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was getting him the “best surprise ever” for our anniversary. It turns out that we'd had the exact same idea, and bought each other the same pair of matching socks with each other's faces on them. I guess we both got the same damn ad in our Instagram feeds. FML
Today, my bartender noticed my new haircut before my live-in boyfriend did. FML
Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML
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immafiremylaser 0
Why is this an FML? It's kinda funny, but not terrible.
redbluegreen 41
That's adorable. My boyfriend and I actually bought the same shirts from Threadless on accident. It doesn't mean much though. It just means you have the same/similar tastes. However, sweaters are a tad bit different than matching shirts, and haircuts can be subjective.
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Comments (154)
tereshay 0
Kanye And Amber Rose lookin couple?
kgraham21 0
It says OP is female, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's true.
Turbolag25 7
That's a good thing... not an FML
realangelofdeath 0
hey all you inconsiderate commenters, mybe the OP is a guy, ever think of that? respect his/her choices. lol it sux that you and your b match.
livingdeadgirl9 0
Damn people are narrow minded. 1. Just because she has a shorter hair cut and a possible boy's sweatshirt doesn't mean she's a guy or gay or lesbian. Girls get shorter hair cuts all the TIME! ((http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/hairfiles3/BLACK/SHORTER%20than%20shoulder/10014075xh.jpg)) and it looks fine. Just as often as boys get longer hair dos. As far as the sweatshirt. Hell, I get sweatshirts from the guy's side of stores every once and awhile. I even borrow my boyfriend's sweatshirts from time to time. They are more comfy. They have more room and they are good for lounging in and occasionally sleeping in. Girls can't always be about looks, sometimes they need to be more comfortable. 2. Even IF she WAS gay or lesbian or actually a man, why the hell would any of you care? So what? It's her life she can do what she wants. 3. You don't know why she has her hair short. Maybe she chose it for something new, maybe she's always had short hair or maybe its more manageable and easy if it's short. Every man I've ever met would rather have a girl who was low maintenance than someone who took four hours to do their hair. OP, it's not really an FML, but its okay. Someday it will be a good laugh. And think of it this way, at least you know you guys have similar tastes! :]
whatshernuts 0
Yeah, seriously. On the sweater thing: I have an old man's argyle sweater I got from a thrift store and I get compliments every time I wear it. Plus it's comfortable and cozy. Have people never heard of chicks wearing large-fitting sweaters with skinny jeans or something? I also have short hair... buuuuuut I'm half a fag so I'm not a very good example for the whole "short hair =/= dyke" case study. Still, some people just look better with shorter hair. I didn't know there was anything wrong with that.
Rickyretardo 0
Gay couple... 8==> <==8
dealwithit84 0
P-U-R-P-L-E, he' a fagot
MyAdviceForYou 0
aww haha
reagkk 0
hmm so both of you look like a girl or a guy. either way that's terrible.
ctFIRE216 0
gays...