Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML
Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML
Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML
Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML
Today, I scrubbed a spot on a glass window in my house for several minutes. After finally giving up, I realized the spot was on the opposite side of the glass. I wasn't even high. FML
Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML
Today, as I was using my mom's computer, a spider crawled onto the screen. So as per my usual reaction to seeing a spider, I smashed it as fast as I could. I missed the spider, but now I have to buy my mom a new monitor. FML
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
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Top comments
pwnrzero 0
YDI I mean cmon, this seams fake to me, how about you guys? Who would spend one hour, and couldnt he/she at least scroll a little to make sure it isnt part of the screen?
whysoserious22 0
fail
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Comments (124)
deliciouskaek 1
Connecticut? Figures...
mrbattleman 10
I've heard one like this before, except the guy thought the dot was on a picture and tried to photoshop it out but then it was just a dot on the screen
aja175 0
lies...
cutebebe778 0
Funny how most people posting FMLs nowadays have the word "stupid" in their usernames.
marz88 0
how the **** did this make it through to here anyway? and I call shenanigans boohoo u wasted 30 min of ur life and also someone posted this exact same thing 2 months ago and it got removed so gtfo. And yes #12 that is the one I am talking about
AnaDenisehi 0
Wow.. This was so stupid that I just HAD to comment on it. Congrats on being a total moron.
bartoron 0
Windex?! Baddd idea.
cheeseefungu 0
CRT monitor..do i have to explain this to every single retarded comment??
spamtastic404 0
so this is what happens to your brain when you do drugs O.o
HondaGirl2010 0
You're just like your username--STUPID.
hawaiianxpunchx3 0
your username says it all.