Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML
Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML
Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML
Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML
Today, I scrubbed a spot on a glass window in my house for several minutes. After finally giving up, I realized the spot was on the opposite side of the glass. I wasn't even high. FML
Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML
Today, as I was using my mom's computer, a spider crawled onto the screen. So as per my usual reaction to seeing a spider, I smashed it as fast as I could. I missed the spider, but now I have to buy my mom a new monitor. FML
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
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pwnrzero 0
YDI I mean cmon, this seams fake to me, how about you guys? Who would spend one hour, and couldnt he/she at least scroll a little to make sure it isnt part of the screen?
whysoserious22 0
fail
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Comments (124)
sdr_fml 0
Oh okay, you're a woman. I bet you have a Mac too.
Avenging_Angel 0
Isn't this the same OP who wrote the "couch turned out to be a pull out bed" FML?? God, OP, your FMLs are just retarded. They're not even vaguely funny, and they're probably fake.
cramazing 0
FAKE fucken FAKE
softbonez 0
I used Windex on my monitor. It was fine.
softbonez 0
And you should really stop and think when you call someone retarded. Especially if you can't spell "you're".
lastminuteperm 0
This is just like the FML where the guy was on photoshop and he saw a dot so after 30 minutes of trying to photoshop it out, he realizes it was a dot on the screen. It is reversed around.
ArtandLove 0
Hmm.. I do that on Photoshop all the time actually.. Except, I realize in 10 seconds or less.. not 30 minutes.
skiBOAT 0
To be honest this is more of a MLIA to me...either way YDI for being pathetically stupid. Or maybe FYL for having stupid parents who had the idea of creating offspring?
NewLight8421 0
MLIA is a boring website....
AnneFTW 17
30 minutes? C'mon nobody could be THAT stupid! 30 seconds yeah, no longer! Wow! YDI
ShadowPoseidon 0
ahahaha genius =_=
uguysareidiots 0
lol it says "by stupid (woman)" stupid woman. YDI for not scrolling down