Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a picture of me from a night of drinking that surprisingly...

By Anonymous - 08/01/2010 15:09 - Canada

Today, I saw a picture of me from a night of drinking that surprisingly looked really really good. I showed my boyfriend and he agreed with me. Then he added, "What's funny is it looks nothing like you!" FML

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Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML

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Friday 8 January 2010 20:34

as Richard Nixon once said, "I know you think you know what I said, but I want you to know that what I said isn't what I meant."

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Friday 13 May 2011 4:40

That sucks.

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Thursday 3 November 2011 8:33

Let's get ****** up.;)

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Favorited because of the pooping comment on #2

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