Today, I saw a photo on Instagram of my friend flipping the camera the bird. She'd tagged it under "irony", so I jokingly suggested that she borrow a dictionary. She responded with a tirade of abuse, claimed to be sleeping with my boyfriend, and blocked me an hour later. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent a text asking if I think she’s pretty. I replied "Yes, of course!" She then got mad and blocked me. Turns out she'd said "petty". FML
Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML
Today, a girl and her boyfriend dramatically left our group chat. One of her friends, a mod, is blaming me over a public exchange we had; he says it proves I "don't know her AT ALL." The crazy bitch called me every istaphobe in the book over not liking her favorite anime, and left because I told her to grow up. FML
Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my best friend has blocked or ghosted me on everything. Why? She showed me her plan for getting her life back on track. I pointed out that her creepy, controlling boyfriend would never allow her to do any of it. Somehow, she took that to mean that I'm in love with her, and that I'm trying to break them up on purpose. FML
Today, I learned that when my girlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee and smokes in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out for "mocking her" and hurled a hairdryer at my head. FML
Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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ThatsMyPie 20
Be the bigger bitch. Tell her that there's a vicious rumor about her having an STD and you are letting it continue because "it's way too funny."
0RedPenguin0 8
It was definitely ironic that she flipped out like that
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Comments (89)
sougstad 7
Someone has their panties in a bunch much??
toomuchspeeed 1
Well that escalated quickly
gmc_blossom 21
I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
SadGirl18 16
Well, at least you know now what kind of friend she is!
ICastillo 25
Yeah a stupid one.
FlyingPie 17
Your friend is being rather flippant.
miss_sqwert 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well it is getting very old all the people on the net constantly correcting people's spelling etc. I would have gotten annoyed with you too tbh
PenguinBitch 44
So you get annoyed by people correcting grammar? What a relief! Your punctuation is awful.
lilhellian 27
It wasn't spelling you nitwit.. Irony is when you expect one thing to happen, but the opposite happens.. You wants a sunny picnic, it rains...
1215116a 14
Yeah, but op's friend completely used a word out of context. Also op said she was joking, tell me, if someone corrected you not using a word right, or in your case, correct your spelling and annoy you, would you get SO annoyed you would say you were sleeping with their boyfriend/girlfriend? Isn't that a bit dramatic?
grafeety 9
31 to be more specific irony is categorized into three types: situational, verbal and dramatic. Your example comes closest to situational unless I'm mistaken.
lilhellian 27
It is situational.. But I didn't wanna get to far into it while I'm half asleep and get most the trolls on my ass..
CyborgBanana 12
16 - You should be thankful of any corrections. Making basic grammar and spelling mistakes is not okay if English is your native language. Kinda funny how people who don't speak English natively have better grammar and spelling than most native speakers. At least that's what I've noticed on other websites.
Acik91 26
It's because they have to. I made a really bad mistake once (misused a word) in my Facebook status and my friends certainly had something to joke about for the next few days. It's not that I blame them - I shouldn't have made the mistake in the first place. But I guess nobody would've paid attention if I did something like that in my native language, just because people don't care that much about your native language. But if you claim you're fluent in some other language - man, you better watch your words and grammar. And that's okay, I guess.
MrChrisOake 3
Blocked you? Damn, this IS serious..
bakerella 29
what a freak. hope you're no longer associating with someone as dramatic as that
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Just let that "friend" go because they sound volatile.
dftba 13
There's a difference in being annoyed and flipping out on someone. 'Aw, come on, that's getting kind of old' is different than 'I'm sleeping with your boyfriend'.
409sPoisonGirl 12
People don't like being corrected because they're complete morons OP.
Acik91 26
I'd say, people don't like being corrected when they are complete morons. A sensible person may also not like the corrections, but would take them into account, simply not to make the same mistake again. And would never overreact like that.