Today, I saw a photo on Instagram of my friend flipping the camera the bird. She'd tagged it under "irony", so I jokingly suggested that she borrow a dictionary. She responded with a tirade of abuse, claimed to be sleeping with my boyfriend, and blocked me an hour later. FML
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Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent a text asking if I think she’s pretty. I replied "Yes, of course!" She then got mad and blocked me. Turns out she'd said "petty". FML
Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML
Today, a girl and her boyfriend dramatically left our group chat. One of her friends, a mod, is blaming me over a public exchange we had; he says it proves I "don't know her AT ALL." The crazy bitch called me every istaphobe in the book over not liking her favorite anime, and left because I told her to grow up. FML
Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my best friend has blocked or ghosted me on everything. Why? She showed me her plan for getting her life back on track. I pointed out that her creepy, controlling boyfriend would never allow her to do any of it. Somehow, she took that to mean that I'm in love with her, and that I'm trying to break them up on purpose. FML
Today, I learned that when my girlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee and smokes in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out for "mocking her" and hurled a hairdryer at my head. FML
Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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ThatsMyPie 20
Be the bigger bitch. Tell her that there's a vicious rumor about her having an STD and you are letting it continue because "it's way too funny."
0RedPenguin0 8
It was definitely ironic that she flipped out like that
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Comments (89)
Idiotsspoutcrap 6
to be fair correcting people is rude. perhaps you should have kept your nose our of it. although you did not deserve the tirade you got. learn some maners
Bacontree 14
*manners. And also, capitalization. (I'm sorry, but this is just too easy.)
CharresBarkrey 16
Correcting people is not rude. What's rude is saying nothing, and letting them look like an uneducated fool. Would you get mad if I told you that you had a huge piece of food stuck in your teeth? No, you would probably thank me for saving you the embarrassment. That's what bad grammar is - embarrassing. At least, you SHOULD be embarrassed for not knowing proper grammar.
Mifflicious 18
Are you serious? That's one reason why some people just stay stupid and ignorant, because other can't help the with their mistakes or they go nuts.
Bootle 10
I have to say I agree with #62 and #63. If you're a snob about it and look down on people and rub their noses in their idiocy whilst correcting their grammar, then that would be quite rude. To point out to someone who thinks they're being incredibly clever and artsy that they're, in fact, just being a dumbass is not at all. Also, hifive #61. I can see why you would find it rude, Idiotsspoutcrap. With spelling and grammar like that you must get people being "rude" to you all the time.
outoftown 27
No, rude is NOT telling. Verbal version of not telling the bride her dress is see-through in sunlight.
doglover100 29
She blocked you? She's a drama queen.
foxholeathiest 4
Well that escalated quickly
Iknoweverything 29
One of the problems with the internet is that it's hard to tell the difference between a joking tone and an insulting tone. (Mainly because it's tone.) It's also hard to tell if someone is genuinely irritated with you, or okay with your joking until they freak out. That being said, flipping out, abusing someone, and then blocking them is just plain stupid. I really hate the whole "abuse now, block an hour later so you can see it" thing. If someone is so offensive that they need to be blocked, just block them. Otherwise you're just being abusive.
reallycooldude 10
Is your friend Alanis Morissette?
154rct 7
MC doesn't know what irony is I walked up to a girl and I have her a kiss She said "let's go to your place. I'll suck your dick" I said. "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic"
Cryogenix 12
Wow. And I thought I was the only one that had Instagram drama.
vbmg152 19
YDI for pointing out your friend's mistake! That's embarrassing & an insult! You couldn't just let it go? You had to be a smart ass! I'm a gigantic ****, but even I wouldn't do that to my friend! Well, maybe not!!
Mifflicious 18
Why not? Is your friendship that fragile and superficial that you can't even correct or help each other? I wouldn't wat to have friends like that.
HotaruGunso 19
Uh, OP said she said it in a joking matter. You and OP's friend need to chill out and OP doesn't deserve the insults she's now received from you and her friend.
greentard 1
Byfriend do you mean you would actually call her and meet up. Or just you talk to them when you see them. Because I understand that it might be hard to tell if your joking
AriSwagg 9
That's why I hate Instagram. My old friends turned into ****** and when I comment about how they changed, we just end up in a fight. It's annoying so I just got rid of it.