Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
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Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
Today, I saw my mom's boyfriend naked. It was only from behind and it was a complete accident but still, ew. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, my students turned in their male figure artwork. One absolute idiot had the smart idea of drawing me and the TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at the explicitness, anger at the disrespect, and yet awe at how well-drawn it was. FML
Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML
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faithxoxox 1
I wonder how old the OP is that this is only the first time s/he has seen a naked man. Nonetheless, FYL.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
It is impossible to have internet access and avoid seeing a naked man. Impossible.
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Comments (80)
pittpsu75 0
I really hope OP is a girl because if OP is a guy and never saw a naked man, he needs help.
Starcatch77 20
Um, has he never taken a shower before or something?
MCharmed2012 3
I wonder if he had a boner or if he was just 'there'? XD Either way, still would be awkward for a person seeing it for the first time.
kareltje 17
"Art" is subjective ;o)
rah_nnjso 6
Hey Hon, welcome to the real world. We're not all smooth-skinned beings with definition & tone to die for! I seem to recall having the most fun drawing & painting post-pregnancy mothers and middle aged men; so much texture and tone to try and express. I'd not even recommend "try not to think about it", but rather challenge yourself and ask, "hey, why don't I like this?". You might just surprise yourself! And don't worry, you can now act with authority and confidence with having not only seen your first naked man, but also having been in the same room & studied him closely!
cat101234 0
Not the way you want to see your first naked man.
GoW_Chick 15
Don't lie, you know you liked it. ;)
DaKillaMafia 2
I saw a naked woman for the first time on a computer screen.
Imacrowd 9
So? That's exactly the purpose of these classes, to draw real people, not just supermodels. Get over it. You're taking these classes to draw and improve yourself, so draw.
Horcruxer 0
You loved it.
smallsmerry123 5
Someone hasn't had a boyfriend....
rachel_potter 13
You can date someone without seeing them naked