FML : Today, during a romantic shower with my girlfriend, I slipped, fell, and took the both the shower curtain and rod with me. My dignity hurts more than my...

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Today, during a romantic shower with my girlfriend, I slipped, fell, and took the both the shower curtain and rod with me. My dignity hurts more than my butt. FML

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You deserved it

By "Alex Neiva" - / Monday 16 October 2017 19:30 / Canada - Toronto

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7553411 - Tuesday 17 October 2017 1:42

Is that where the shower rod ended up?

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7553416 - Tuesday 17 October 2017 2:00

At least that was the only rod that got damaged.

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7553411 - Tuesday 17 October 2017 1:42

Is that where the shower rod ended up?

arioch_fml | 18

#7553418 - Tuesday 17 October 2017 2:17

The rod impaled his dignity? Ouch that has to hurt....

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7553415 - Tuesday 17 October 2017 1:51

Looks like all the romance went down the drain after that.

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7553416 - Tuesday 17 October 2017 2:00

At least that was the only rod that got damaged.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7553475 - Tuesday 17 October 2017 7:59

I'm dying to know, where did you take the shower curtains and rods?

By iamnuff | 10

#7555544 - Sunday 22 October 2017 20:52

Then at least you weren't injured, right?

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