Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I thought the cute drummer was winking at me, so I winked back. Then I realized he was blinking sweat out his eyes. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy and he kept winking at me. I thought it was really sweet until later that night he told me he had Tourette's. FML
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
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Top comments
MassEffectNerd 0
apologize. then tell him you think he's cute. problem solved
angelo8320 0
he gave you the stink eye
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Comments (64)
random_ribbons 15
You could always apologize and explain yourself. It's not the best icebreaker, but hey, it's something.
codybisnatchthet 0
This is completly off topic but i noticed that alot of girls have there **** in their picture, not that im complaining just thought id share that random thought with you all eh.
marinus_fml 20
Thank you for informing everyone and anyone that did not know this.
hardcore1414 0
and you mean that as in has no clothes on??uhm well I have seen no one that has that kind of picture....
Giana4598 0
Ok... This KILLS me.
Inhumanfrost 0
I can't imagine a person in this time period winking for no reason.
amazinglover69 0
thats terrible y would you to that haha jk but seriously wow
talktomandybaby 8
your picture is terrible why would you put that jk haha but seriously gross
talktomandybaby 8
and you "hate that jersey shore shit" wtf is wrong with you? i mean just saying.lol.
ehaile4 0
I can't believe u have the balls say that after you're gay ass bieber default pic
cattykins 0
THIS.
underguarded 20
Cause everyone totally knows I got eye spasms. Their such mind readers.
motero 0
that's pretty funny
MyNameIsBruce 0
From across a classroom?
Jimboom 12
How do you know it was a dirty look? Perhaps he was just straining his eyes to get a better look at the goods? ;-)
underpaid011 0
no big deal. explain you were flirting and it's all good.